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kiddy fiddler

Usually a bearded, middle aged gentleman, who hides in park bushes and hangs around schools and playgrounds.
Sometimes wears a trenchcoat and nothing else underneath.
"So.....trick or treating eh?......I have lots of sweets inside."
by Kurt Malton May 18, 2004
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bag o' fiddies

SEE: "bag o' fifties"

A paper sack wif a lotta money indit.
Grants ain't Benjamins; but, two-for-one, they spend the same.
JUNEY: "A BAG O' FIDDIES'd set me right and pay off my cards."
RODGA: "Who you shittin', son? You'd buy crack, and I hopes
you ain't sneakin' off to do it by yourself. What ?!"

"Don't you call me no ho. I wouldn't do you for a BAG O' FIDDIES!"

"What would Fifty Cent do wif a BAG O' FIDDIES?"
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fiddled

A word similar triggered. Used to express outrage and anger.
Venom Snake: Kaz got so fiddled after Mother Base blew up.
Huey: Yeah that was pretty funny lol.
by McDonell Benedict Miller April 22, 2017
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Fiddle Whisper

-did you see that guy fiddle whispering behind the bride

-yeah his dick was huge, hes a total fiddle Whisperer
- i wonder if it a Kayla D'amico Dick?
by NiggaBob Funpants January 27, 2011
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Fiddlywank

to be an ignorant and ugly person
Dude you're such a fiddlywank.
by legendaryFalloutboiii August 30, 2016
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fiddle arse

As in " Hey mate, what are you up to this arvo?

And the reply " Oh not much, I'm just gonna fiddle arse around , playing a bit of guitar, browsing through Facebook "
by RonniP April 14, 2017
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fiddling a loose one

when you give someone with whiskey dick a hand job to try to get it up, but of course, they have whiskey dick, so you can't get it up. so the penis just kind of flops around while you fiddle with it. the worst thing that can happen to a drunk and horny individual.
Girl 1: "Man, Casey had whiskey dick, so I was fiddling a loose one for a while"
Girl 2: "Dude that sucks...sorry you didn't get it in!"
by theOGfiddler69 September 23, 2017
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