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Fetal Juice

The hydrating sticky nectar you receive after giving birth to a fat ass fetus
Where’s my fucking Fetal Juice Stacey
by Dirty nigget feet February 1, 2020
mugGet the Fetal Juicemug.

Fetal Alcohol Hairline Disorder (FAHD)

noun

A tongue-in-cheek term used to describe the premature onset of a receding hairline, often attributed to a combination of genetics, stress, and sheer bad luck. FAHD sufferers are known for their valiant attempts to cover up their condition with creative hairstyles, hats, and an unwavering sense of humor.
Tyler's new haircut did nothing to hide his Fetal Alcohol Hairline Disorder (FAHD), but at least he has a good hat collection.
by yoos July 23, 2024
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fetal fury

Fetal fury is when a pregnant women becomes very short tempered and is prone to fits of rage.
My wife asked me to bring the garbage can in from the street curb. When I told her that I would do it later , she suddenly and without warning went into a fit of fetal fury and started yelling at me.
by Rscott February 11, 2014
mugGet the fetal furymug.

fetalizer

A form of fertilizer however made out of aborted fetuses
I am going to use this fetalizer for my garden.
by CumCheese June 7, 2023
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get fetal

In the infamous wise words of Johnny Cupcakes, a mantra used among product managers in preparation for massive levels of disappointment and emotional anguish. #GetFetal
I can’t believe I forgot to Get Fetal before announcing a delayed product launch on the weekly sales call. What a rookie mistake.
by FetalPM November 30, 2018
mugGet the get fetalmug.

fetally

adverb- pertaining to the fetus. happening during the fetal period.
the baby was fetally damaged, not damaged during birth
by bluebottles August 3, 2007
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