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Verbal Fellatio

Excessive complimenting of an individual or a group for completing a task. Verbal Fellatio takes one of two forms, both equally insulting:

(1) The completed task is so mundane or trivial that the given comment is perceived as insincere.
(2) Closure of the task is a modern day miracle considering the abundance of incompetent personnel that were responsible for the project.

In either case, the person issuing the compliments is an imbecile.
The email sent out by the CEO complimenting the managers on their great work was nothing short of verbal fellatio.
by Dr. Shart October 22, 2008
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Fellatia

My daughters name is Fellatia.
by the half gram rapper December 10, 2019
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fellatioship

A relationship solely based around the idea and act of fellatio.
Dan's friend: "Dude, are you still getting action from your girlfriend?"

Dan: "We aren't going out anymore, but we're definitely still involved in what you could call...a fellatioship!"

Dan's friend: "Totally righteous dude!"
by Poopchuter January 18, 2008
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Fellationist

One who practices Fellatio, or male-received oral sex. Typically used to describe a female with notable skill in this field. (pronounced: fell-a-shun-ist)
Yes Ms. Jolie, I agree. Your lips appear to make you an excellent fellationist.

No thanks Mr. Glitter, i'm not much of a fellationist.

She's a stone fox, but quite a terrible fellationist.

My father is a pianist, my mother is a fellationist.
by Bradley Shepard December 16, 2005
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Fellatio Fag Fairy queen

One who wears a penis hat that changes colors, wears a green leotard and green ballerina slippers that proceeds to go around sucking the dicks of sleeping males. He is assisted by his two minions the Masturbation Monster & the Sodomizing Sidekick. The trio proceed to violate individuals in every distinguishable manner, thus explaining the mysteries of morning wood & wet dreams.
Brodie returned home to assume his alter ego: the Fellatio Fag fairy queen, where his sole purpose in life along with his accomplices the Sodomizing Sidekick (Diogo) & the Masturbation Monster (Chip) was to suck the dicks of sleeping males. His alternate ego was distinguishable by his calcified tonsils and extra whitened teeth.
by Tronathon August 16, 2006
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self-fellating

The term used to describe a person who will constantly describe themselves or their achievements in a favorable light. To give yourself a verbal blowjob. From the word fellatio, meaning "oral stimulation of the penis", and the word self, meaning "one's identity."

Opposite of self-defecating.
People who exaggerate their achievements are self-fellating.

"I totally scored a 10 last week."
"Dude, she was a six. You're self-fellating."
by A-lista March 28, 2010
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fellatio

A great symbol of love between a man and a woman or man and man. The woman first gets on her knees and places her partner's penis in her mouth (drops down on him). She begins to maneuver her mouth around the penis. Ejaculation is quite possible.
Honey, would you like a fellatio?
by Vince Tersigni December 28, 2005
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