faceleg

the name given to a beloved friend who cannot attract women

" see tom i love him, he's such a faceleg." " yeh kinda ugly though."

by jaekelly May 3, 2008

Council House Facelift

Slang in Britain for a rough individual usually living on a council estate - (read: chav) that scrapes her hair back into a high ponytail, thus stretching her skin and giving the impression of a facelift.

"Jesus, that hairstyle looks painful."
"Yeah, nobody rocks the council house facelift"

by A~~ December 15, 2011

facelag

When someone responds to an old status update on Facebook, days or weeks after the date of posting.

Also known as Twitlag.

"John finally responded to my comment about the 2008 elections. The dude has some serious Facelag."

by Joshua 'Z' Hernandez March 31, 2009

faceless fuck

a use of a girl without emotional ties

He sometimes craves faceless fucks

by alimomen February 16, 2015

Faycerape

The consensual yet forceful act of oral sex. Aka: Face fuck Blow job

Hey, before you go to sleep would you mind if I Faycerape you ?

by Professor gouddick March 8, 2019

Faybelle

Faybelle is such a nice person. Usually someone who has freckles. She loves to play and has some amazing friends. She loves animals and guys like her too! She will have a boyfriend most of the time. Faybelle is a sweet girl.

Omg Faybelle is so nice

I really like that girl she is so sweet Im guessing her name is Faybelle

by Elizanimals February 24, 2020

faceline

When you try to attempt FaceTime someone not knowing that they don't have an iPhone so it goes straight to a landline voicemail.

Kaiya: "lets FaceTime Ping!"
*Tries facetiming Ping*
Me: "Oh no it didn't go through"
Kaiya: "We just got facelined!"

by loveesid July 19, 2020