fashion constipated 

when faced with many outfit/fashion choices, knowing that u have the means and inspiration inside you but lack the potential outlet... and don't have the force for that one extra push... pun intended

i have loads of ideas floating in my head right now
its just that i cant pin one down 'cause i want to wear my new levis and the top i bought from playlife with it. but i want to wear a dress. but i want to wear a skirt. i feel fashion constipated and that's worse than being actually constipated!

fashion constipated by nix23889 January 18, 2008

Fashion Tit

An exposed female breast, commonly used in high fashion/editorial photography, as a crutch to distract the viewer from bad photography, awful clothing or lack of overall aesthetic substance.

Photographers often refer to this as "artistic" in an attempt to distance themselves from porn even though a male audience will shamelessly pleasure themselves to a subtly exposed fashion tit.

"I was about to toss my wife's collection of old Vogue magazines until I caught glimpse of a fashion tit. I immediately changed my mind and took a new course of action... and tossed them 3 minutes later."

Fashion Tit by Joey_Baggad0nuts November 14, 2012

fashion victim 

the fashion police should arrest all such persons. they can be identified easily, all their clothing will have designer logos, they will be perfectly manicured, groomed and waxed and buffed. But instead of looking chic they will look "over the top" because they have no real taste or style. The mark of a true fashion victim is wearing every faddish trend that comes out.

Paris Hilton is a fashion victim, someone please arrest her.

fashion victim by KatWoman January 8, 2005

Fashion Suicide 

a fashion blunder or mistake

"I would never be caught dead wearing a fanny pack, that's fashion suicide!"

Fashion Suicide by Jennifer L. April 5, 2004

Fashion Victim 

Fashion victims are victims because they are vulnerable to faddishness and materialism, two of the widely recognized excesses of fashion, and consequently are at the mercy of society's prejudices or of the commercial interest of the fashion industry, or of both. According to Versace, "When a woman alters her look too much from season to season, she becomes a fashion victim. Someone who changes too much through different seasons and not wearing what they like , just wearing what is the most fashionable thing at the moment.

Kevin hart can be a fashion victim sometimes but doesn't make him one for life

Fashion Victim by princelog July 21, 2014

fashion police 

People who make excessive snide remarks about ones' choice of hyper-trendy clothing - especially if it was "yesterday's fashion".

Martha got chewed out by her fashion police friend when she decided to wear the tiger print bodysuit with the black slacks.

fashion police by ke6isf May 26, 2004

Fashion Boarder 

Someone who skateboards (happens mostly in longboarding) only for the sake of being seen on said board or just so they can say they skate. Happens A LOT in girls with longboards that just like to cruse and be seen on them.

Usually come equipped with a Sector nine

Look at all these fucking fashion boarders man! I bet none of them can even slide

Fashion Boarder by DistanceSkater July 13, 2011