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farthat

when someone wears a far for a hat, you call them a farthat
Becky was fixin the sink when I walked by and cropdusted her. She was a real farthat.
by cetusfundingdotcom December 9, 2022
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farkchaeologist

An Australian term from some random champion who adds A solid 10 on instagram then does his due diligence by digging and lurking through her old photos. And while he's scrolling he's vocally saying "FARRRRKKK" like she is so hot that it actually physically hurts him.
Dude I finally got to go through Bree's intsagram. Mate several years ago she was stonkingly hot, i was digging through her picks like a total Farkchaeologist.
by Steam cleaners revenge April 30, 2023
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Fartehan

A mix of the name Fares and Metehan.
So when are you two gaylords gonna adopt the child you want to call Fartehan.
by National-Rapper September 11, 2023
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fartcheese

produced exclusively on remote alaskan islands, fart cheese is one of the rarest foods on the planet. milk is extracted from the breasts of caribou, gently heated over an open flame, then subjected to a barrage of farts offered by the rustic villagers who stand in a circle around the cauldron, relentlessly perfuming the milk. it is believed that the #farticules increase enzymatic activity, resulting in more pronounced flavor and slightly wet texture. the best fartcheeses can be aged upwards of a century. very old fartcheeses may taste of urine, glue and porcini mushrooms, and are said to induce hallucinations and a pleasant tingling in the anus.
dicht racy: what say we open a wheel of '24 fartcheese

jim harbaugh: fuckin yeah!
by trilliam turdsworth June 24, 2024
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fartchelorette

A bachelorette-type party where performers are paid to fart for the guests.
“Wow that woman performing at the fartchelorette party was sick! Like, seriously, those rank.”
by RankPussQueen420 July 28, 2024
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French Fartcandle

A term for a non-interactive, smelly person that serves nothing this world other than smelling like absolute shit.
“I dont wanna say any names, but the guy with the square moustache reminds me of a french fartcandle.”
by PolishedPocketPenis November 22, 2024
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