farction

n. A fraction of a fart.

"Bobby did you just fart?"
"Nah, it was just a farction"

by toastyj August 28, 2014

fagsturbate

when a gay male jacks off to himself in the mirror

Why watch porn when I can just fagsturbate?

by Fill Donna Hubris April 29, 2016

to mike faist

to suddenly disappear during a zoom call/livestream due to the used device running out of battery

"Did he just disappear?"
"He didn't charge his devices, he'll never learn not to mike faist"

by finleyh October 16, 2021

fagster

a hipster of the homosexual persuasion

1: "that boy with the tight pants and bandana around his neck his so cute."
2: "grrrl he's a fagster!"

by danny zuko January 13, 2009

fagstamp

By definition, a fagstamp is a derogatory term used to describe somone as having characteristics of both male and female; though it can be used synonymously with a multitude of flaming or offensive nounage, e.g. j00b,newfag,nooblet,/b/tard

Etimology: Origionaly coined by "port3024"

Traditional: Wtf is this fagstamp up to? should we hit on it?

Ambiguous: stfu fagstamp, go cry, lonely and in a corner.

by DietTangent October 27, 2008

farmstyle

Dairy perfection, forged by decades of hard work, generations of knowhow, a pinch of true love and the unflinching dedication of 90 farmer families.

“That Farmstyle Greek yogurt literally changed my life bro. I took one bite, awe-cried until i passed out, and woke up my best self. So creamy.”

by DefNotATillamookDairyFarmer March 7, 2017

fapstick

All-natural, free moisturizer for your lips that most would only use if they're are out of chapstick.

"My girlfriend needed some fapstick last night, so I'm a little tired today."

by fapfapfap June 4, 2009