Female manipulator music

If you are a female manipulator you probably listen to Lana del rey, Mitski, Mazzy Star, Melanie Martinez, MARINA, Hole ect.

Or you indulge yourself in vintage male manipulator bands like The Smiths or Radiohead to manipulate the male manipulators if you get what I’m saying.

Sienna : “hey maddie what are you listening to?”
Maddie : “ oh I’m just listening to some Lana del Rey and Hole”
Sienna : “omg YAS pussy cunt slay that’s so girlboss female manipulator music”

by Helloworldwhores March 1, 2022

female

1. A girl
2. Not of the male gender

Dude#1: Hey, look, there's that girl Maria!
Dude#2: That's a female?!?

by SakuraSaku April 14, 2007

female nature

The reality that women are no better then men psychologically, but more often times worse. Most women are looking for Brad Pit with the Rock's body. When they cant find that, they will settle for a guy thats not all that, meanwhile still searching for something better. Once they find a man of higher value, if the guy she previously gotten has money and does everything for her, she will keep him there, but will mentally move on to the other guy (also called monkey branching) You can see how this can be a never ending cycle.

Guy 1: Women are majestic creatures, they are sooooo amazing.
Guy 2: You will think that until female nature shows its true colors.

by Psychology123 December 22, 2020

female orgasm

would not be a myth if guys acknowledged the clitoris

-maybe if you don't want me to fake my female orgasms make me come for real man

by FIDLARsdead April 6, 2016

Female Gallant

A woman who enjoys seeing her generally male partner having sexual and or romantic relations with another woman.

"Beth knows Jim is sleeping with Susan. Beth doesn't mind, she's a Female Gallant, who gets off on the compersion."

by maplefrost May 26, 2009

Female Standard Time

The difference between real time and the time a female perceives it to be. This is generally estimated by adding 15 minutes per female involved, up to 4 females (1 hour).

Female: I'm going to see a movie with my 2 friends, so I should be home by 9.

Accounting for Female Standard Time, she should arrive home around 9:45.

by Spud05 October 23, 2011

Femaletardness

The handicap many women suffer from due to their role in Society. As women have been expected to be more 'emotional' creatures and talk alot, they have developed more advanced emotional and social skills.

However, this to the level of sometimes making Everything more complicated than it really is.

- She: So Iv'e been thinking... it would be nice to spend more time together... well not ALL the time because that might cause us to get tired of each other, but you know more... Like then we could prioritize other things too if we would want... I mean of course!... Not that I mean that we should make each other LESS important!... And I'd like to eat breakfast with you more often, not like a GRAND breakfast like EVERY day, but just eat together... maybe... If we're not in a hurry somewhere..!! I'm not saying we should get Too comfortable just because we are spending more time but it could be a good thing... I underdstand there is some mixed feelings in this all, but if I think of it, I'd might like that... what do you think?....

- He: ....? Think about?

- She: Ok FINE, you don't feel like I do.... Fuck you, we're DONE!

- He: What?!

- Friend: Dude... what's wrong with you? She just said that she wanted to move in with you and you said you didn't!!!

- He: WHAT part of ALL That said so?

- Friend: That WHOLE thing said so!!.... it's called femaletardness, she didn't mean to confuse you! Jeez, READ. BETWEEN. THE. LINES, SON!!!

by Twocolorsocks November 9, 2011