Facebooked

The point at which a database application or software becomes very large and it's processes become so interconnected that it begins to modify the users behaviors required to perform what were simple tasks at conception.

Particularly applies to database access software used by large numbers of people to perform a large variety of tasks.

I used to be able to send out a form letter to our customers by asking 1 person. Now with the new computer system I have to send a request to Suzi, then it gets sent through 30 people before the letter can even be written. God only knows who finally ends up writing the letter! This system is totally facebooked!

by Bikejunky June 14, 2011

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Faceborked

adj. 1. Denied a job because the employer found something bad on one's Facebook page. 2. Dumped by one's significant other via Facebook.

"I shouldn't have posted those photos from my bachelor party -- the manager who was going to hire me saw them and I got totally Faceborked."

by Amy Jervis January 27, 2009

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facebok

1. The flat and featured surfaces of one's face. 2. When a chicken cluks in another chicken's face. 3. Award-winning social media site for chickens, turkeys, wild game and the general poultry community. 4. Awkward hit to the face from an inanimate object 5. A popular bok choy dish inspired by master chefs from Thailand in tribute to the famous social media site. 5. The biographical name for the Bok family of faces. 5. Confrontation of the Bok family or one of its members. Social media site for employees of the Bank of Oklahoma. 6. When a South African shows through his facial expressions he is keen or willing to do something.

"Tim liked teasing Tracy on facebok and it was verging on violation of Bank of Oklahoma policy rules."

"Rooster John got lots of hen hook-ups through facebok."

"James Beard Award judges have commented Chef Sum Guy's facebok dish is exquisite blending different styles of Asian Pacific Rim cuisine using the finest baby bok choy grown by Asian master farmers."

by Dr. Nordoslavic January 23, 2018

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Faceboredom

FACEBOREDOM: (fays-bohr-duhm) – Noun: the state of being bored whilst on facebook - Origin: 2009 - Synonyms: facedullness - Antonyms: facecitement, facemusement.

The faceboredom kicked in last week when nothing new was haoppening

by Pr1nce February 4, 2010

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Facebookenstein

A computer user that spends most of their time gazing into the computer screen looking for Facebook updates. This person is usually afraid of the stove and plays online games with annoying background music.

Dad: "What the heck is wrong with Pookie? She used to hang out in the family room, now she's in her bedroom staring blankly into her laptop."

Random family member: "Oh, she's turned into a Facebookenstein, dad. Can you tell her to mute that thing?"

by dnafe1 August 29, 2010

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Faceboredom

Being so bored you resort to:
1. Refreshing the homepage on Facebook multiple times in the hopes that something interesting will come up.
2. Stalking someone on Facebook
3. Liking random pages
OR
4. Staring at the Facebook homepage

There was nothing to do around the house so I went on Facebook. I clicked on the homepage link multiple times, but nothing interesting was going on. I was suffering from severe Faceboredom.

by Kiarii January 13, 2011

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