When you lick a girls pussy till she cums than walk away and never talk to her again. You switch your name and move to Mexico for life
by Juancena56 December 6, 2017
Get the Slerpy Escape mug.Duder 1: "Hey broke ass! What you gonna do? Nice ratty ass wife beater. Go beg for change son!"
Duder 2: "Holy shit dude he's coming right for you. We can't get away dude, I'm pumping gas."
Homeless Dude: "What the fuck did you say man? I'll kick your ass."
Duder 1: "Me? Nothing man. I'd never talk shit to you. I didn't say anything dude."
Duder 2: "Holy shit that homeless guy was ripped. He would have beat the shit out of you. Nice homeless beat down escape though."
Duder 1: "Fuck dude why did you stop for gas? I almost died. And you would have just laughed you dickety!"
Duder 2: "Holy shit dude he's coming right for you. We can't get away dude, I'm pumping gas."
Homeless Dude: "What the fuck did you say man? I'll kick your ass."
Duder 1: "Me? Nothing man. I'd never talk shit to you. I didn't say anything dude."
Duder 2: "Holy shit that homeless guy was ripped. He would have beat the shit out of you. Nice homeless beat down escape though."
Duder 1: "Fuck dude why did you stop for gas? I almost died. And you would have just laughed you dickety!"
by westfalia January 19, 2010
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A group of lads enter a room with 20 cans of +4.5% alcoholic beverage and nobody is allowed out until they have all been consumed. No women allowed. Topgun and Anchorman are the preferred options for films. Chunder dragons and Pissballs compulsory
Dave: Wow that crate escape escalated quickly
Mike: One minute it was Topgun and on course to make it out clubbing. Next it was pissballs out of the window and chunder everywhere
Dave: Lol
Mike: One minute it was Topgun and on course to make it out clubbing. Next it was pissballs out of the window and chunder everywhere
Dave: Lol
by Team Topgun January 27, 2013
Get the Crate Escape mug.when your cock flops out of the fly hole in your boxers, particularly when taking part in some athletic event
by Pepis July 7, 2006
Get the steak escape mug.A totally amazing SUV, looks really good in dark blue and anyone that drives it is sexy and amazing!
by Kfot July 3, 2008
Get the Ford Escape mug.A secret or sneaky maneuver, strategy, idea or concept that is used to get a person out of a premonition, bad situation or stressful turn of events with the intentions of preventing ones self from getting played.
Shit! I gotta get the hell outta here before shit hits the fan. I'm gonna use my escape plan and skip town.
by themupianomann December 27, 2013
Get the Escape Plan mug.sometimes at the end of the night, men make a mad scrable to get layed before all the pussy passes out. this may cause the females to pull a desperate move called the rape escape. the rape escape is most commonly used at after parties, as the bar is closing, or when there is a higher ratio of males than females. it may incluse sneaking away and driving home, running away with your best friend down a back alley, or just doing whatever it takes to get away from horny dudes.
"damn we thought these guys were gonna smoke us out, but they were just trying to get some poon. we had to pull a rape escape!"
girl 1 : "did you end up hooking up with that dude from the bar?"
girl 2 : "nawww, girl. he tryed to kidnap me so i had to pull the rape escape!"
girl 1 : "did you end up hooking up with that dude from the bar?"
girl 2 : "nawww, girl. he tryed to kidnap me so i had to pull the rape escape!"
by nonosnoseknows September 11, 2011
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