existential bliss

Forgetting that Mariah Carey exists

Person A: *sends a Mariah Carey meme *
You: i forgot that she exists
Person A: sorry I ruined your existential bliss
You: you did

by WeezerFan07 September 28, 2022

Existential Crisis Man

A man who is having an existential crisis.

bro 1: Who's that dude over there?
bro 2: That's Existential Crisis Man.
bro 1: What's he doing?
bro 2: Having an Existential Crisis.
bro 1: Nice.

by El Zodiac April 26, 2024

Existentialism

It’s not you, it’s them

Existentialism: “I’m not crazy!! It’s you guys who are the crazy ones!! Stupid society.”

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker September 29, 2021