Eastern Tech

A school that's so completely overrated. Everyone in middle school wants to go there and act like getting in determines the fate of your life. The people that got in just assume they are better than you (I would know, I am one). But the entry test was literally about basic 6th grade geometry so you'll pass if you're not too white or too black. despite what people say, it's only a little bit more workload. Everyone, and I mean EVERYONE has at least a few friends. Cliques? Hell yeah. Sluts/Jocks, Ghetto/Rachet, Smart, AP, Non AP, and probably the biggest one, filipinos. Jesus Christ might as well put a jollibee in this bitch. You will likely date a a Filipino, but it's ok, they are fine as fuck. You may have trouble finding your clique, but you'll get there, and may even fall into a couple. Teachers are assholes, no matter what you've heard. To teachers, if you're not in AP, you will be homeless. Rarely any fights, the people that talk shit are too white to do anything else. If you make a name for yourself, you will thrive. Pick your friends wisely, and just a heads up, Asian friends are the best. Oh yeah, FOOTBALL, FOOTBALL, FOOTBALL. Want to try out for the soccer team? You'll probably get in, which means nothing though. No teacher or principle or guidance counselor will understand your problems, which is why I put even more emphasis on making good friends. The magnets are pretty ok, but unless you do IT or engineering, you mean nothing. Good luck!

Kid 1: you go to eastern tech?

Kid 2: yeah
Kid 1: I'm so sorry. But also, fuck you.

by Probably smarter than you August 5, 2017

East Jesus

way the fuck out there

damn, the parking lot was full and I had to park in East Jesus

by d5 and d3 April 11, 2000

east-west

A condition where someone's eyes point in opposite directions. May also be used as a nickname for someone who experiences this condition while drunk.

Everytime he gets drunk, he gets east-west.

by Bobby Blackeyes February 28, 2008

East Cutty Bum Fuck

A place far away

Gee, it took you long enough to drive there and back, where'd you go, East Cutty Bum Fuck?

by Barny R October 25, 2011

East Longmeadow High School

East Longmeadow High School, or ELHS for short, is a place where the building is older than 90% of the people inside, and the only positive thing is the HIV test results.

"where are you going to high school?"
"East Longmeadow High School"

by student7184761 March 11, 2016

Easton area middle school

It’s like if You dies and went to hell you would peffer hell over going to eams. The food is like they went dumpster diving and fed us the trash. No one cares about you unless you a football player or a cheer leader. If I had to choose hell or eams I would definitely choose hell

Kid 1 : I’m going to kys
Kid 2 : omg why
Kid 1 : I go to easton area middle school

Kid 2 : got a extra nuse

by Largedickbitchboi January 2, 2019

East pennsboro high school\ middle school

East pennsboro high school and middle school are shirty places. One the fucking 7th and 8th graders are juuling till they OD or they are fucking in the cafeterias. The high school is even worse, people juul in class, in the bathroom, in the locker rooms, and in the gym. There have been two shooting threats but the guy who said these threats didnt get detention or suspended, the teachers do Jack shit and don't fix any issues. Those are some of the issues and another post will be coming soon.

"East pennsboro high school\ middle school is the worst place to be"

" yeah I'd rather be have my dick cut off then go there "

by Hippynippy21 August 20, 2019