Epic Fail

a fail that is worse than a normal fail

wow that kid just failed

no that was definitely an epic fail

by Titanium Benj May 25, 2010

Epic Fail

1. noun: a person who has a tendancy to fail miserably at everything they do.

2. verb: the act of failure so incredible that it becomes an embarasment to the person who commits the failure.

3. noun: any non-specific act which severly negates sucess. (see also, Fail)

you are such an Epic Fail

he was trying to jump over the railing, but he epic failed and smashed his face on the ground!

-person steps on a rake and hits themself in the face- haha, Epic Fail.

by hnizzle July 13, 2009

Epic Fail

During the act of sexual intercorse where something doesn't go right, e.g. inability to ejaculate.

also used in internet games (such as counter-strike) when you die epically.

Antonym: Epic Win

Judy: Hey, why aren't you ejaculating?
Jeff: I can't...
Judy: Epic Fail!
(probably not how it would come about)

by Bug nut Ronface August 20, 2009

Epic Fail

The most celestial pair of words in the universe.

Hades: Why can't I kill Odysseus?

Zeus: Ahaha Epic fail.

by ihatelifemorethanyou October 31, 2009

Epic Fail

A fail that is so extreme, that it is found amusing by other people.

"What are you doing here?" Man asks wife at brothel.


Epic Fail

by benderbeast February 15, 2009

Epic Fail

The highest level of failure, period. If you Epic Fail, you can never redeem yourself. You might as well be Falcon Punched just so you can get the rest of your pathetic life over with.

Dude 1: All your base are belong to us.

Dude 2: What?

Dude 1: You don't know "all your base"?

Dude 2: Nope.

Dude 1: EPIC FAIL! FAL-CONE PAWNCH!!!

by damawesome February 5, 2009

Epic Fail

To fail so hard at something that should have been so easy.

That nigga got kicked out of school 2 weeks before graduation, Epic Fail.

by Aarian October 1, 2010