a fail that is worse than a normal fail
wow that kid just failed

no that was definitely an epic fail
by Titanium Benj May 25, 2010
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1. noun: a person who has a tendancy to fail miserably at everything they do.

2. verb: the act of failure so incredible that it becomes an embarasment to the person who commits the failure.

3. noun: any non-specific act which severly negates sucess. (see also, Fail)
you are such an Epic Fail

he was trying to jump over the railing, but he epic failed and smashed his face on the ground!

-person steps on a rake and hits themself in the face- haha, Epic Fail.
by hnizzle July 13, 2009
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During the act of sexual intercorse where something doesn't go right, e.g. inability to ejaculate.

also used in internet games (such as counter-strike) when you die epically.

Antonym: Epic Win
Judy: Hey, why aren't you ejaculating?
Jeff: I can't...
Judy: Epic Fail!
(probably not how it would come about)
by Bug nut Ronface August 20, 2009
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The most celestial pair of words in the universe.
Hades: Why can't I kill Odysseus?

Zeus: Ahaha Epic fail.
by ihatelifemorethanyou November 1, 2009
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A fail that is so extreme, that it is found amusing by other people.
"What are you doing here?" Man asks wife at brothel.


Epic Fail
by benderbeast February 15, 2009
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The highest level of failure, period. If you Epic Fail, you can never redeem yourself. You might as well be Falcon Punched just so you can get the rest of your pathetic life over with.
Dude 1: All your base are belong to us.

Dude 2: What?

Dude 1: You don't know "all your base"?

Dude 2: Nope.

Dude 1: EPIC FAIL! FAL-CONE PAWNCH!!!
by damawesome February 5, 2009
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Two of the most annoying words in the English language combined to form ultimately the most annoying phrase on the face of the earth.
Epic and fail are among many other annoying words that should be banished from the English language according to the Lake Superior State University, and hopefully most people feel the same.
Robert: DUUUDE EPIC FAIL!!!!!
Casey: DUUUDE shut the fuck up.
by nasahnwhoru January 21, 2011
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