elf magic

Elf magic is a word that can be used to explain anything that you don't feel like going into detail on, or something that defies proper explanaition.
Basically a bullshit answer.

"ur xplanation is the xact answer...no1 has evr said that b4...howd u know that was the answer?"
"Elf magic."

"Why, the rope isn't broken, Sam!"
"Real elf magic, Mr. Frodo!"

by 5uperman August 28, 2007

Queer Elf

Gay ass elf

Titan is a queer elf

by yeetgod69 January 19, 2018

elf in the room

An issue of small importance,
A trivial point that does not change the discussion
The opposite of "the elephant in the room"

"Are we really going to ignore the elf in the room? Joey still owes me 5 dollars"
"That elf in the room is starting to creep me out, but it doesn't matter"

by jscomino November 7, 2018

elf lady

A girl who had green hair for a bit, taller then average, a ranaga, biggish ears. Also gets tormented by a certain tommy wu

That girl is so elf lady

by Reeeeee26 September 2, 2019

fat elf

A drug dealer that consumes his own product.

Its really dry around here there must be a fat elf must work this territory.

by fat elf January 12, 2015

Evil Elf

A holiday themed party where attendees gift the worst things they can find. Each attendee must bring a wrapped and unmarked gift to be able to participate. Similar to a "white elephant," participants draw numbers to designate the order for choosing gifts, although gift swapping is discouraged. Evil Elf originated in Atlanta, GA, at the 2003 SOLINET Holiday office party. Previous gifts have included terrifying clown portraits and dollar store pregnancy tests.

I just scored some Billy Ocean cassingles at Goodwill to put in the gift pile at Evil Elf!

by CobraCult December 15, 2016

Elf-Sex

Sex that is short on time anf fastly finished

Damn, can you believe that all he gave me was some Elf-Sex?

by Manwhostoletheworld January 4, 2015