Big Dick Energy

A cockmass-energy equivalence discovered by Albert Einstein in 1905. This relationship is quantified by the equation E = BD^2, with E as energy, B as big, and D as dick.

Einstein: *Does well in school*
Kid: Ha, that Einstein nerd has a chode!
Einstein decades later: *Invents Big Dick Energy equation to prove that this kid, in fact, is the one that has a chode*

by mihoyminoy May 24, 2019

Golden retriever energy

A term used to describe the character of young and attractive man – typically one with soft facial features and disheveled or "poofy" straight hair – who exhibit traits associated with a golden retriever dog.

These traits include: joyfulness, playfulness, high energy, silliness, adorableness, innocence or perceived as non-threatening, warmness, tenderness.

Originated from TikTok in the late 2010s.

"Did you see Wesley dance for joy when he got his acceptance letter?"

"Yeah, he exudes peak golden retriever energy."

by SamuelleDeChamplaine April 12, 2020

egnore

Ignoring your partner in conversation by fiddling with your smartphone

I went on a date with him and all he did was to egnore me with his fucking Iphone

by Leonard Davich September 24, 2010

energizer bunny

someone with seemingly unlimited energy and/or endurance

A situation like that calls for an energizer bunny

by The Return of Light Joker January 12, 2012

Big Dick Energy

Social confidence without cockiness.

Parag has such Big Dick Energy, he is great at meeting new people

by hughyp January 25, 2019

Eggerbomb

The ultimate energy drink. Energy and protein rolled into one. 1 can Red Bull. 1 Raw egg. Pour Red Bull into glass, crack egg into glass. Slam it. Rumored to be the drink of choice for athletes such as Michael Phelps.

We were doin eggerbombs last night, and Kev threw up all over the place.

by Klaus Vanderson November 29, 2010

5 Hour Energy

Hotel shampoo relabeled as an energy supplement.

"5 Hour Energy smells and tastes like shampoo, so I decided to use it on my hair. My hair has never had more sheen and bounce."

by ruste November 3, 2012