Edison

Edison is the best friend in the world. Also, Edison is a short shy person who is very funny and nice to everyone, Edison has gotten into fights but he fights for what is right! Edison is my best friend and I can’t imagine a world without him

Girl: what’s Edison like

Boy: oh Edison is awesome

by ThatCactus12345678910 June 20, 2020

Edison

To promise an amount of "payment" for goods &or services. Take those goods & or services & not give said payment as promised. Basically a bottom barrel theif that lacks the capacity to formulate an original idea on their own. Taking cred for others works.

Wow! What a Edison .

by Vividamnesia September 26, 2017

Edison's Head

When your partner's giving oral and surprises you with a lightbulb up the ass

She gave me Edison's Head last night. It was enlightening.

by GirlBussy July 27, 2021

Edison penis

When you try to change a lightbulb, but accidentally screw in your penis instead.

M8 1- I can't help that I always pull an Edison penis whenever I change a lightbulb

M8-2 I feel you m8 You just can't help it.

by Valerie dumber arch June 2, 2016

Edison

The most funny and caring mofo but also a mean ass big baby only to the woman he loves though

Edison is a bitch but a big baby when it comes to his girlfriend

by S.tna. November 22, 2021

Edison

A stupid mean boy that makes girls mad. He is a big simp and try's to break girls hearts.

Edison is mean to jazlyn and try's to simp for her

by ReeeEsArA June 4, 2020

Edison Ho

Edison Ho is the nicest person on the planet who loves to eat egg rolls.

Edison Ho loves to eat egg rolls

by Ieatpickles69 November 19, 2020