earmuff

When you put your ear to your woman's vagina and listen for the ocean.

"Her eyes were like an ocean; her vagina, likewise."
"Jack is such an asshole, he tried to do the earmuff last night but I kicked him in the face."

by ocean_diver January 11, 2021

Earron

A person who thinks he is cool and hard but in reality he is not the best at games and is a chunky monkey. He thinks he is funny but people laugh at his jokes to make him feel better. He also think he can be friends with everyone but gets on your nerves half the time.

Yea I was hanging out last night with Johnson, he is such an Earron

by Sapnappuyyyy April 12, 2021

Steaming Earmuff

The act of pooping in someones ear.

Man, my wife was so pissed at me last night she threatened to give me a steaming earmuff!

by Carymav October 9, 2011

earjob

To have someone lick your ears.

Look at Lady Asspaste giving Prof Butwax and earjob!

by Horngrat October 13, 2003

earmark

Money already spent that you dont have YET.

I'll gladly earmark you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

Working to get your retirement earmarks your pay when your 65... Maybe they will have your money to pay you back.

by goaceco March 6, 2009

Earmuffs

Hands put over a child's ears so adults can cuss. Sometimes followed with the child crawled up in a ball and yelling LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA until the parents stop yelling.

Or even an adult who covers thier ears in such manner as to act like they cannot hear the other person.

Man, Ians ears are red becuase he had his earmuffs on. I know he heard me even if he acted like he could not.

by Diane the BITCH July 26, 2005

Eammon

Eammon is a guy who is sweet, cute, funny, selfless, athletic, awesome, amazing, smart and every other good thing you could find in a guy.

Hey Eammon, can you pass me

by AtalantaGaming February 9, 2017