"You're not cute enough to get away with that. Your sister, maybe. She's hot. You? You're a Florida ditch pig."
by NothingAs1tSeems May 3, 2008
Get the florida ditch pig mug.Lying on your back in bed on a cold winter morning, fill the covers with your own hot gasses. Arrange the sheets in such a way as to create a flue or exhaust channel towards your significant other. Simultaneously lift both arms straight up slowly to draw in more air. Finally, let the covers fall rapidly to expel a rush of hot gasses (and BO) up the flue toward your unsuspecting loved one.
Historically, "Dutch Ovens" were preheated brick cooking ovens in which the heated bricks constructing the walls would do the cooking. This modern adaptation approximates the warm rush of heat and aromas that blast you in the face when opening an oven door.
Don't forget to declare "dutch oven" and remember; practice makes perfect.
Historically, "Dutch Ovens" were preheated brick cooking ovens in which the heated bricks constructing the walls would do the cooking. This modern adaptation approximates the warm rush of heat and aromas that blast you in the face when opening an oven door.
Don't forget to declare "dutch oven" and remember; practice makes perfect.
by assgasket October 25, 2009
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A ditch seed is when you implant the possibility of you ditching while plans are being made with a subtle yet effective 'out'. So when it comes time for those plans to happen or for you to make the decision whether you will participate or not, you can 'harvest' the now mature ditch seed that has grown and ditch with no consequences and the ditched will be understanding.
Friend asks: Hey can you help me move this Saturday?
You plant the ditch seed: Yeah man I could probably do that but I might have to work that night (whether this is true or not doesn't matter)
Saturday rolls around and you can choose to help your friend move or use your ditch seed and tell him you have to work after all and you won't look like a ditching douche.
You plant the ditch seed: Yeah man I could probably do that but I might have to work that night (whether this is true or not doesn't matter)
Saturday rolls around and you can choose to help your friend move or use your ditch seed and tell him you have to work after all and you won't look like a ditching douche.
by kelcool46 July 15, 2010
Get the Ditch Seed mug.The act of silently farting in a group of people, then sneaking off to leave the abondoned smell to be credited to someone else in the group.
Jack squeaked out a Dutch orphan before heading off to the bathroom. When he got back the room had cleared and an argument over who supplied the smell had started.
by Squeedlyspooch July 24, 2010
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Dr. Evil: fascha? ok sorry, I don't speak freaky-deaky Dutch
Goldmember: his dad
Dr. Evil: ohhh faTHER...FA-THER
Dr. Evil: fascha? ok sorry, I don't speak freaky-deaky Dutch
Goldmember: his dad
Dr. Evil: ohhh faTHER...FA-THER
by kahda July 20, 2004
Get the freaky-deaky Dutch mug.Terminology used by supporters of the Ditch the Label movement to pledge their support towards the gesture of ditching ones 'social labels' and opting for an equal society rid of racism, homophobia, sexism and other stigmatising trends.
Jo: Where's Dan?
Jess: He's getting Ditch'd or something?
Jo: Ditch'd by who?
Jess: No... as in Ditch the Label Ditch'd
Jess: He's getting Ditch'd or something?
Jo: Ditch'd by who?
Jess: No... as in Ditch the Label Ditch'd
by samisjake October 19, 2011
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