Duolingo Bird

Duolingo Bird is a murderous green grape that trys to teach you other languages. He does so by threatening you or a family member. His favourite language to teach is Spanish. He hates it when you break your streak. And for your safety, don't delete the app.

Person 1: Dude, have you seen my sister?
Person 2: She is with Duolingo Bird now

by SansFromUndertale May 24, 2019

Fecal dumpling

A small oblong shaped piece of feces that would look otherwise tasty if it wasn't made out of poop.

Dude, come to the toliet and check out my fecal dumplings and brown sauce.

by B0dizzy September 21, 2005

webcam dueling

Using fake wands and pretending to duel with another person through a webcam.

ex: Dude, I totally beat her at webcam dueling.

by Brenandfriend August 19, 2009

squirty dumplings

a form of explosive diarrhea. Can be caused by anything but has the same symptoms and consequences as normal diarrhea

Man, that asian food gave me the worst squirty dumplings I have ever had.

I told John not to eat that food but he wouldn't listen, and now he has squirty dumplings

by bengalsfan05 September 8, 2009

Apple Dumpling

An apple dumpling is performed for neither pain nor pleasure, but rather a sexual conquest that few have mastered. One must plan to perform the apple dumpling in advance in order to obtain enough nut butter for the ease of entry. The act of performing an apple dumpling involves introducing either , BUT ONLY ONE, testicle into an eager and accepting butt hole. If the proper prep is involved, it should "pop" right in. The final, some would say most important, step to ask your partner to produce enough pressure in the anal canal so that the testicle will shoot out.

Connor, a fertile sexual savant at the ripe age of 19, describes his first experience with the apple dumpling as, "Man, just the feeling of my testicle in a warm, tight, shitty, butt hole and then to suddenly have an angel shoot my ball back into reality was the last thing I expected when going to chat with Professor Ms. Kathy about my English 101 paper"

by BathroomPubicBandit May 15, 2016

Plumbing the Dumpling

When your girl is taking a shit you come in and stick your dick in her mouth forcing her to give you head because she can't go anywhere.

I was plumbing the dumpling the other day and she shoved the plunger up my ass.

by DYC Yetti August 8, 2010

frump dumpling

1.Any unattractive, often overweight female who is usually drunk and trying to score.(see also: swamp donkey)

2.(pl:frump dumplings)The type of women I do not have sex with.

Geez, that Jennie is a real frump dumpling.

by Nunya Business June 17, 2004