Driver's Education

A Government run program in which VHS tapes made in the eighties and nineties containing crashes are shown. Intended to scare teens to keep off the streets.

"Ok kids, here's todays driver's education video."

"Ha ha ha, we're a bunch of drunk teens in a car on a country freeway!"
In a different car:
"Tommy, do you want to try gymnastics?"
CRASH

"And that, kids, is why you never drink and drive."

by ThomasHunter14 December 16, 2012

nut driver

When you are having anal sex and pounded so hard that his balls slip in too.

Jackie was walking funny all day. She said she had a nut driver last night!

by stevleen January 3, 2017

New York School Bus Driver Drunk

being legally drunk / intoxicated to the point where you think its ok to drive little kids around and argue with them all.

Nick: "Hey broski, what did you do last night?"
Matt: "Oh man, I got New York School Bus Driver Drunk last night"
Nick: "sounds like a fun time"
Matt: "oh it was, i tried to tell those little bastards to sit down and shut up but instead they deliberately disobeyed me. All the slurred speech in the world couldn't control them."
Matt: "Also I signed my daughter up for boarding school"

by Tri-State Vocaburist January 6, 2010

And the Bus Driver Stood Up and Started Clapping

The phrase that originally came from poland. It is supposed to signalise disbelief in someone's story that supposedly happened in real life.

-So yesterday, I was with my niece at the shopping mall. There was a woman screaming at the cashier. Then, my niece walked to her and gently asked her to calm down!
-Yeah, and the bus driver stood up and started clapping.

by FIRC August 11, 2014

Pulsating pile driver

An angry man tool also known as a penis.

He unleashed his angry ,horse like, Pulsating pile driver into her petit love box.

by Buck naked May 29, 2017

granny driver

The little old blue haired lady who drives a car way to big for her.She cannot see over the steering wheel.She drives around with her right turn signal on constantly.The rear view mirror is useless because it is cocked into a make-up mirror position for applying lipstick.Usually has the back seat full of poodles or other useless dogs. Comes to a complete stop when making right hand turns for fear of flipping the car. Uses the horn instead of the brakes.

I'd rather follow a school bus at 3 o'clock than a granny driver.

by wolfbait51 May 29, 2011

ghost driver

see: Geister Fahrer. An individual who drives going the wrong direction on an autobahn, often with headlights turned off at night. Usually a drunk driver, but can also be a suicide attempt, thrill seeker, or horrendus driver error.

My travel agent gave me this cautionary lecture on ghost drivers in europe. Does that really happen?

by gooberliberation March 22, 2006