1. A female version of a douchebag which sounds like a compliment at first but is, in fact, an unsuspecting flip-off to the recipient who, in another life and world (or after having had a sex change), might actually be correctly deemed a douchebag.
2. A politer version of bitch, but with deeper, thought-provoking undertones. Useful for unsuspecting foes who might actually take it as a compliment.
Coined during an interesting discussion about the origins of the word douchebag during which no one could think of a female equivalent - Here it is, in all its glory.
2. A politer version of bitch, but with deeper, thought-provoking undertones. Useful for unsuspecting foes who might actually take it as a compliment.
Coined during an interesting discussion about the origins of the word douchebag during which no one could think of a female equivalent - Here it is, in all its glory.
Ambronina: "So then, just to spite me, she spiked my cup of tea with laxatives. I was on the loo all day!"
Erica: "OMG, she's such a douchebelle!"
Gowlinda: "Here's your latte. Sorry that I forgot to ask them to use skimmed milked - I'm sure you would've wanted it like that."
Justina: "Awww... Thanks. You're such a douchebelle."
Gowlinda: "That's so nice of you... Bitch."
Erica: "OMG, she's such a douchebelle!"
Gowlinda: "Here's your latte. Sorry that I forgot to ask them to use skimmed milked - I'm sure you would've wanted it like that."
Justina: "Awww... Thanks. You're such a douchebelle."
Gowlinda: "That's so nice of you... Bitch."
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He is one of the few Admiral Douchebags, sailing the office halls, highschools, and other public places. Often confused with Captain Redbeard, but rather than being a ginger, he has jet black hair.
He is often seen wearing a pair of sunglasses a wifebeater. Nothing can stop his greasy hair and fake Italian/New Jersian accent, for he as always dreamed of being a cast member on the Jersey Shore
He spends his days pointing at his biceps, following women, making promises he can't keep, blasting his shitty music, revving his car at anyone who dares walk "his" streets, lifting 20-pound dumbells while drinking Martinis, tanning while it's cloudy out, insulting anyone who wears the wrong brand shoes, complaining about his cellphone service, emptying gallons of spray deodorant, and banging your girlfriend.
He is often seen wearing a pair of sunglasses a wifebeater. Nothing can stop his greasy hair and fake Italian/New Jersian accent, for he as always dreamed of being a cast member on the Jersey Shore
He spends his days pointing at his biceps, following women, making promises he can't keep, blasting his shitty music, revving his car at anyone who dares walk "his" streets, lifting 20-pound dumbells while drinking Martinis, tanning while it's cloudy out, insulting anyone who wears the wrong brand shoes, complaining about his cellphone service, emptying gallons of spray deodorant, and banging your girlfriend.
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Get the clarice doucette mug.A man made or natural structure made of way to much gold that is designed to house douchery on a mass scale. Some of the key design features are but not limited to, unlimited supply of overused hair jell, shirts with the top three buttons missing, never knowing when to stop talking about the endless pointless stories on the time they did blah blah blah, continuously pointing out their calligraphy tattoo and how it means awesome, industrial cologne applicator, a gigantic shirt with 4 popped collars, and probably every driver who has cut you off, ran a red light, or sped up in the passing lane only to slow down after to hold up everyone else and the entire fox news organization.
Guy 1: Man this party sucks did everyone here just come from the doucheatorium or something.
Girl 1: I know, I can't believe it, there must be a world shortage of buttons because everyones shirt is missing the top three and where did all these NickleBack cd's come from.
Girl 1: I know, I can't believe it, there must be a world shortage of buttons because everyones shirt is missing the top three and where did all these NickleBack cd's come from.
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The president got a bj from monica, so I must call this scandal Monicagate. I'm a douchebage journalist suffering from douchegate.
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Get the douchegate mug.the most insulting retort one can give. A combination of the fencing term "touchee" and a reference to the person being insulted showing the traits of a vaginal hygenic device.
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