attraction to douchettes

a hot boys attraction to a preppy, good-girl, Abrecrombie-wearing girl who gets into boys heads that makes them wear sweaters and turn into chicks with dicks.

"that boy has just an attraction to douchettes, i bet his penis got smaller just looking at her"

by hellzyaimasexybitch October 9, 2009

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Douchecenso

A person whom is both a huge douche and lacks common sense.
A friend incapable of formulating intelligent thoughts and at the same time is a complete douche.
A person whos douche level far exceeds that of the second largest douche in the room.

God mikey this party would be so much better if you werent being such a douchecenso.
I thought douche carmody was in the room the that douchecenso showed up.

by Alpha zeta June 3, 2009

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Doucheberg

A doucheberg is a guy (or sometimes girl) who seems like an awesome, thoughtful, sensitive person on the surface, but underneath they're a ginormous, iceberg-sized douchebag. You usually don't find out until it's too late.

A special kind of douchebag that resembles an iceberg in its douchiness.

Girl 1: I went out with Paul last night, what a gentlemen! I think I'll got out with him again.

Girl 2 (who knows Paul): Yeah, be warned, that's just the tip of the doucheberg...he's probably acting like that so you'll sleep with him.

by HarleyQuinnFTW August 5, 2012

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Doucheweed

An obnoxious, self-absorbed assfuck with a low intelligence quotient, the reputation of a two-faced backstabbing curmudgeon, and a pretentious, often God-delusional, sense of self-worth. A doucheweed almost always has an exceptionally small penis, demonstrates terrible character, expresses polarizing political views, and tells everyone the worst secrets told by "friends" in good faith. More often than not, a spoiled, pretentious rich white teenager.

Wesley: Yes, absolutely, I completely believe that the recent attempted assassinations in Arizona were an acceptable expression of political dissent.
People: God, what a doucheweed!

Wesley: (Car stopped by a police officer) Sir, what is your probable cause?
Officer: Get out of the car and get naked you little doucheweed, I am calling in the drug dogs.
Wesley: If there is weed in my car, it's Catherine's fault.
Catherine: You doucheweed, I don't do drugs! YOU DO! Don't blame YOUR drug problems on your GIRLFRIEND.
Wesley: Shut up and take the blame bitch, I am going to succeed in life at the cost of your FREEDOM.
Narcotics Officer: Weed found, both of you are going to jail.
Police Officer: That's what you get you little doucheweed! Sorry that you're dating such an ASSFUCK Catherine!
Catherine: (Sobbing) ME TOO!!!

by Kidpuncher666 January 25, 2011

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