douchelicker

someone that licks used douches

dude you are such a douchelicker!

by yomoma12234 January 9, 2010

douchebucketry

The state of being a douchebucket, that is, a douche of such a high order that a bucket, rather than a bag, is required to contain all the douching fluids.

"Dude, that guys behavior was the height of douchebucketry. What a dick!"

by mommamommamomma June 12, 2009

Douchehack

A person in a position of respect or even authority that acutally knows absolutely nothing, is illiterate, incapable of basic problem-solving, and just collects a salary.

Frat boys that drink their way through ivy league and graduate with the vocabulary of a 3rd grader, and go on to assume a position in municipal government. George Bush is a good example of a douchehack.

by stunnedsilence December 29, 2009

doucheficial

A politician who is an official douche.

"Did you hear Al Gore is being accused of unwanted sexual contact?" "Yeah, that guy is a doucheficial."

by sarasvati14 June 28, 2010

Douchecock

The highest form of douchebachery.

An upgraded insult of the simplistic and overused term douchbag.

Man: Hey, remember that kid at the party that was hitting on all our taken lady friends and making everyone feel uncomfortable?

Dude: Yeah, that guy was a total douchecock.

by The dude from another dude December 2, 2010

douchelicopter

A Douche bag who would just continue to hover.

Wow, that salesman was a total douchelicopter

by georube November 4, 2011

Douchecock

The term used to express great angst against a person or thing that has wronged you in some way, usually some asshole who takes pleasure in pissing people off, like Trolls.

Facebook is being such a douchecock to me...just because i show a little bit of my boob doesn't mean they have to fuz it out.

by brofist42 August 28, 2012