Doucheburns

Sideburns of a douchebag and/or side burns that make you look douchy.

Hey, look at the doucheburns on that guy.

by HardyMonster November 1, 2009

Douchecake

An insult used to describe an idiot who smells like a used douche and a rotten cake. Put those together and you have a douchecake.

That jeffery kid in my french class with the flouride deficiency is a bigger douchecake than the caveman in my science class

by Asks 1 December 28, 2005

Douchecation

Forced travel; a trip away from home that you wouuld prefer get canceled.

Steve: "You want to go to the Yankee game with me on Friday?"
Dave: "I wish I could except my girlfriend is a bridesmaid in her cousin's wedding in Poughkeepsie so I need to go on some douchecation."
Steve: "Sounds totally lame, pusswhip"

by Marvey K. Gambino May 5, 2013

douchebattic

Another form of douchebag. What is used as a feminine hygeine product can also be used as a derogatory term. Also see douchebag

That kid's face is douchebattic.
My lab partner is douchebattic.
Will Holmes is douchebattic.

by An emosexual July 21, 2008

douchebucketry

The state of being a douchebucket, that is, a douche of such a high order that a bucket, rather than a bag, is required to contain all the douching fluids.

"Dude, that guys behavior was the height of douchebucketry. What a dick!"

by mommamommamomma June 12, 2009

Doucheatude

The level of doucheness a person has acquired. It's a well-known fact that you must show a level of 823 doucheatude to enter any Justin Bieber concert, this may take several years to acquire this amount of doucheatude. Most start the very year they learn to talk.

Henna would have been pretty cool, if her doucheatude wasn't making her so lame.

by fapalot69 November 29, 2011

douchebuddy

That guy who just annoys you so much that you can't even imagine how he is still your friend or better yet how he ever became your friend in the first place.

One of my drunk friends is such a douchebuddy.

by Plecodude August 5, 2014