dong

an idiotic person, a completly dickhead , someone that has no brain whatsoever and lives a meaningless and pointless life.

"ugh look at that Laura girl, what a dong"

by jimbobjoeyfeen February 22, 2010

Dong

its the shorter version of ding dong. it can be used as a noun and an adjective

your a dong head
quit messing with your dong
dont look at my dong honey!
man i can really go for a dong right now

by IOU a blow job January 17, 2009

dong

a mix between dosh & wong (money)

"hold up i forgot my dong at my manor"

by Mena Iainttellinu October 8, 2003

dong

When someone is shot by a sniper rifle but does not die, or even take offense to the shot. (Word mostly used in video games)

Snake oil : What the fuck i just totally donged that douche fag.
Random Pie : Well, my friend, thats a dirty shame.

by snakeoil98 January 21, 2009

Dong

the small and fat erect penis of a homosexual transgender hermaphidite.

i wounder if that ManLady has a dong?

by missmollyE July 25, 2010

Dong

1. (vulgar) the penis.
2. A currency used in Vietnam. The current exchange rate for a Dong is 22,540 dong for one dollar.

1. My dong is a 7 incher.
2. The dong is a currency used in Vietnam. It costs 22,540 dong to get one dollar!

by Orexio November 22, 2016

Dong

1. Headass
2. Loses fights to people named Aman
3. Doesn't get the girl

Dominic: Hey, do you know Dong?
Johaer: Do you mean the guy that Elena got her friends to tell him that she wasn't looking for a relationship but then she still started dating someone else?
Dominic: Wait, I thought he was the guy with the small penis who got his ass handed to him by Aman?
Johaer: Yeah, he did that, too. He's a headass.

by Eyoel March 17, 2017