wax the dolphin

Slang for masturbation. see beat the meat or Pull a Toma

I gotta go and wax the dolphin.

by -CyberPunk- February 7, 2005

ass dolphin

when you swim under water towards a group of unsuspecting people, pull your trunks down, stick your ass out of the water then fart and water shoots out your ass.

something I did on saturday night while about 10 Guinnesses deep.

by Big Nation May 12, 2003

Pink Dolphin

An urban clothing brand geared towards skaters and hip hop fans. Has been seen being worn by Cool Kids rapper Mikey Rocks.

Dude that's a nice pink dolphin shirt! I wish their stuff wasn't always sold out online!

by SeattleSonics October 24, 2012

Dolphin Suit

An outfit composed of grey sweat pants and a grey sweatshirt. This is something that you wear after an extremely bad or tiring day... guaranteed to make you feel better.

There are variations of the dolphin suit that include the turtle suit (green outfit), banana suit (yellow), porpoise suit (blue, which I happen to be wearing now), and bunny suit (white)

Invented in Eugene, Oregon

Roomie 1: "I had a horrible day!"

Roomie 2: "Just put on your dolphin suit, you'll feel better."

by dolphinsuiter November 24, 2009

waxing the dolphin

jacking in the shower or anywhere submersed in water

I was rinsing off and this vision of this walnut ass leapt into my brain so I had to wax the dolphin,

by Amanda Hugginkiss December 24, 2003

Dirty Dolphin

When doing a girl from behind, you quickly pull out, and attempt to put it in her ass. She turns back to look at you and cries, "enhhh, enhhh, enhhh, enhhh."

I dirty-dolphined her last night, and she got pissed.

by Gustopher Columbus June 14, 2004

Dolphinhead

Dolphinhead: 1. A term used to describe a human being with an expansive forehead, and prominent eyes that are noticeably further apart than the average person.

There are varying degrees of Dolphinheadism. This range starts from: "a touch of"- to - "serious Flipper syndrome"

There is no cure. Sunglasses and bangs can detract from the extra width between the eyes and excess forehead acreage.

"I was watching Shepard Smith interview "Bree" from Desperate Housewives, when it occurred to me they both had serious Dolphinhead!"

by anonymous May 23, 2012