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Shrek Offender

A beast with an extremely large penis, developed by Jews, alongside Adolf Drippler.
God damn that man must be a Shrek Offender, look at his massive penis!
by Daddy Hydra February 9, 2021
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Registered Poke Offender

One who Facebook Pokes without cause or care. One who pokes for attention. One who pokes and believes they will get laid or lucky. One who pokes in hopes of getting a phone number, or a naked pic in return.
This guy/girl pokes 500 times a day for no real reason except to be noticed and or paid attention, they are careless and ignorant. They need to be "Registered Poke Offenders"
by Futureghst-MJC July 27, 2016
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Registered Deck Offender

Someone who is known for making card decks that are intended for trolling.
Person A: Why does Person C keep freezing my warriors?
Person B: Because Person C is a registered deck offender.
by ChameleonDragon May 14, 2019
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Sex defender

A person of which, whom isn't a Sex offender, often known as a meme in 21st century humor. The word is mostly used in discord chat arguments and other meme ingredients.
Guy 1: Ayo this Guy 2 is a sex offender.

Guy 2: Says your mom joke 372684th time.

Guy 3: Hold on, I'm a sex defender
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windows defender

The worst antivirus you could possibly think of using on your windows computer, made by Microsoft and is bundled with windows 8/8.1 and 10.
Cheap Person: I don't want to pay for an antivirus because they're so expensive so I just use the windows defender antivirus that is made by Microsoft because it's free and I can just use my money to robux instead!
Computer Geek: Windows defender can't detect any viruses. You are wasting your time and valuable money.
Cheap Person: I don't care you nerd.
by Lucy Lied May 10, 2018
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coochie defender

box lock cockblock
A female that will do everything to prevent a man from getting with her friend even though her friend is down.
Guy 1: Hey Ima go dance with that girl.
Guy 2: Man, don't even waste your time her friend is coochie defendin'.
Guy 1:Ya your right she looks like a coochie defender.
by KwakuZuLu January 25, 2008
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Anime Defender

A person who gets really angry at people who say anime is porn, even if the anime shows big tiddies and sex scenes they will still defend it, mostly because anime is safety porn, its porn thats not labeled as porn. Its porn that has a story line, but all animes show dicks and tiddies and make sex jokes so that people get hard and search ""Anime waifu sexy moments 2019"" on youtube and it makes people beat off.
Weeb: hey im fergus
Randy: oh hey, what tv shows do you watch?
Weeb: i love anime
Randy: im not into anime but thats co--
Weeb:WHAT THE F### DID YOU SAY
Randy: i said im not into anime...dont be such an anime defender
by Big horse donkeys64 November 30, 2019
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