The Doctor

The Doctor is the last of his race, the Timelords, which was destroyed in the Time War. He was born in Gallifrey and travels through time and space in his TARDIS, which looks like a blue police box. Originally the TARDIS (Time And Relative Dimensions in Space) was able to change its appearance to blend in to its surroundings, but that feature has been long broken, much like many of its functions.

The Doctor often travels with companions. His greatest rival is The Master. His enemies are the Daleks.

He may sound like he's from the North, but in actuality, he's an alien, and lots of planets have a North for your information.

"Who are you?"

"The Doctor."

Doctor who?"

"Just the Doctor."

by Naomi_D February 29, 2008

playing doctor

Toddlers explore their own and each others' genitals.

They call this game "playing doctor", probably since at the doctor they've had routine examinations of their private parts.

Adults use the phrase as a "cutesy" way to say "sex".

"Man you look tired!"

"Yeah Robin and I were up all night playing doctor."

by Mister Literal June 7, 2004

Doctor Google

Someone who is not a medical professional and uses the Internet to self diagnose a disease, medical condition, or other illness often with extreme inaccuracy.

Doctor Google, in Exam room 4, said according to the internet he has a tumor in his head as big as a basketball.

by boomshockalockas November 24, 2011

rug doctor

1. A dyke. A lesbian.
2. A straight male who eats pussy, preferably lesbian.
3. Missy Koonce.

1. That Ellen DeGeneress is a rug doctor.
2. My husband loves eating me out. What a rug doctor.
3. Missy Koonce.

by mindmelt September 21, 2003

Doctoring

A term 4kids invented when they did a rap for One Piece.
Usually means doing doctor stuff.

Chopper's Doctoring.

by Psyga May 29, 2008

doctor-lawyer

1. In the Alex Nagy Dictionary, a doctor-lawyer refers to the occupation which every non-drug addict in the world should aspire to have. Should be pronounced as a single word.

2. The job that Andrew is one day going to have... whether he likes it or not.

Nagy: "You gonna be a doctor-lawyer, son?"
Andrew: "Actually, I was considering going into the adult film industry."
Nagy: "Noooooo, sonnnnnn, nooooo!"

by FiggyTheFinger October 8, 2005

doctor inky

A suave, cunning alter ego that comes from the consumption of alcohol. Dr. Inky can be blamed for wild drunken debauchery including, but not limited to: getting in fights, drunk dialing, breaking things, emotional conversations, super-brosefing a girl, etc. Most often, he simply helps you pick up the ladies.

"- Dude, did you make out with like 5 girls last night and get punched in the face?

- Nah man, that was Doctor Inky."

by Doug Rinky May 19, 2006