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South Bitch Diet

Used in the Movie RV, it is used to describe someone who seems to bitch alot of the time
Joe: Whats wrong with Sara?

Chi Chi: Oh, she is on the South Bitch Diet
by MattyR65456 January 20, 2009
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Akin's Diet

A food regimen wherein the weight watcher can eat anything she pleases and if it's a legitimate calorie her body has ways to try to shut the whole thing down.
I've been on the Akin's Diet for three months now and I've actually gained weight. I'm beginning to wonder if the creator of the diet just made stuff up.
by Rusty_Shackleford_72 September 22, 2012
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facebook diet

being off of facebook for a certain amount of time, for reasons such as exams, or big workloads.
I am on the facebook diet because I have exams this week.
by m/b January 20, 2008
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Dive bar

A well-worn, unglamorous bar, often serving a cheap, simple selection of drinks to a regular clientele.

The term can describe anything from a comfortable-but-basic neighborhood pub to the nastiest swill-slinging hole.
You don't need to dress up; we're just going to the dive bar down the street.

Man, that place is such a dive bar... Don't go in unless you plan to burn your clothes afterwards.
by Ella Kushan September 1, 2005
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dilettante

Person who who relentlessly fails to figure out what they “want to do with their life” and thus flits from interest to interest like a hummingbird among lilies. Often well-meaning, empathetic, and creative, the dilettante shoots him/herself in the foot over and over again by forsaking specific skills and knowledge and starting from scratch.

Traditionally, only royalty and aristocrats could play at dilettantism, but the type has proliferated since since mid-century prosperity in North America, Europe, and elsewhere has expanded the middle- and, especially, upper-middle class. The dilettante has reached its apotheosis in contemporary millennials, especially college-educated ones. They tend to feel alienated by corporate culture and spurned by the economic crisis, and postpone taking on family responsibility, which usually ends dilettantism, until later than previous generations.

The dilettante is an easy target for scorn, but essentially tragic, often overwrought, full of angst, sometimes tormented by the “grass is greener” fantasy. Most dilettantes eventually grow out of their dilettantism—making it a phase disease—and settle into something that provides constancy and direction to their lives.
Jenna: So, what do you do?
Dillon: Well, I studied business. Then I worked at a bank. But I hated it. So I traveled around the world for a while. Then I worked on an organic farm, in Montana, where I took up landscape painting. But somehow I still felt incomplete, so I moved to the city and I'm thinking about next steps.
Jenna: Wow, that's a lot...
Dillon: Yeah, I'm such a dilettante.
by gallimaufabout August 4, 2016
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Mac Miller Diet

to top off one's waffle with scrambled eggs due to lack of syrup in ones bottle
Cool College Kid: (puts eggs on top of waffle cause hes a cool college kid)
Cooler College Kid: "Oh, I see you're on the Mac Miller diet."
by M Daddy March 1, 2011
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Diet Coke Condom

When one takes a condom, fills it with diet coke and freezes it. The Diet Coke Condom can be used as a weapon for self-defense or as a dildo, it has other uses too.

The Diet Coke Condom was invented by popular manga bishonen schoolboy Rodrick Heffley as a weapon against his younger brother Manny-kun.
Rodrick has filled a condom with Diet Coke, froze it, and bashed Manny over the head with it. Manny has fucking died. The Diet Coke Condom is a deadly weapon.
by DietCokeCondom6969696 April 30, 2021
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