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crop dusting

farting while walking, specifically down the aisles of cubicles at the office. Relevance to rows of cubicles being referred to as a cubicle farm.
by Josh Bova August 29, 2003
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crap dusting

(v) - When a person has to take a crap so bad that when they pull down their pants to mount their throne, they produce their gassy emmissions all the way down to the toilet seat as if fertilzing the area and their own nostrils.

(v) - Same as above except on a larger scale when one can not wait till they get to the bathroom and begin their emmissions from some point outside the bathroom. This person will often fertilize more than their own nostrils.
"Man....after all that Chinese food, my butt was crap dusting all the way to bathroom!!"
by Phrase Generator February 20, 2007
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Crop Dusting

A term of art among flight attendants: farting while walking casually up and the aisle of an in-flight airplane pretending to be checking on passengers.
Jane: Wow! That burrito that I had just before we left really is wreaking havoc with my stomach.

Sally: No problem. Just take a few minutes and do some crop dusting. I'll cover for you.
by Seenyore April 17, 2010
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Distingled

When a light is distorted and twinkly
Wow that light is distingled it’s so pretty.
by Turtle 1234 May 1, 2020
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Dusting the Doodle

The act of doing a line of cocaine off of a mans erect penis.....often followed by a blowjob in lieu of "gumming" the coke
"Dude, that Susan chick is totally into dusting the doodle, last night, she dusted my doodle, then blew me like i was paying for it.... Best part is that it was HER coke"
by Diesel1308 December 29, 2009
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distinkguished

v. past tense - the act of spraying air freshener to extinguish the scent of a recent fart

adj. a person, thing or room which has been sprayed with air freshener to extinguish the scent of a recent fart

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The putrid smell of his fart cloud clung to his clothes like Lindsay Lohan to a bottle of Boone's Farm. I grabbed the bottle of Febreeze and distinkguished him against his will.
by havwingswillfly August 25, 2010
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Crop dusting

When someone farts as they walk around in a store .
Man somebody's been crop dusting in here.
by PumpernickelonRy February 7, 2017
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