Regretful digestion

The act of eating an item of food with the hopes of it tasting good, only to find out that it's horrible and you've wasted your time and money and tastebuds on the food.

"Hey Connor, how was that beef liver you had last night?"

"Aw man, it was nasty! I gave me a serious case of regretful digestion."

by Myocarditis July 19, 2018

Commerce Digest

A comprehensive and insightful source of information related to recent developments, trends, and news in the world of commerce.

I always start my day by reading Commerce Digest to stay up-to-date with the latest happenings in the world of business and commerce.

by Ashleypp April 13, 2023

period of digestion

The markets are tanking in fear of interest rates, AI, and the election year ahead. They are digesting the bad data, the Fed's mixed messages, and the coming interest rate hike.

Investors are trying waking up to this period of digestion and looking for new places to safely store their money while the markets go bonkers in 23 - 24.

by jmacofearth September 22, 2023

Smokers Digest

The huge stand of cigarettes and/or cigars behind the counter at gas stations which is like the big stand of magazines, except for smokers.

Bob: (in gas station) hey man check out the readers digest

Jim: (goes up to counter) check out the smokers digest!

by Somz February 2, 2010

Dinesh

when you take your friend somewhere, beat the shit out of him/her, and leave him/her there with no way home (hit and run)

*Caution: dineshing may end your friendship.

1. I'll go dinesh on your ass

2. I was driving by Morgan Town and got in a fight with my best friend. I beat his ass and left him there with no way home.

2. can someone please pick me up :*( I'm in Morgan Town, I just got dineshed.

4. that nigga got dineshed/ I dineshed that nigga

by Ilovedinesh April 2, 2011

diesh

|dye-sh|

-interjection

1. A word used between siblings to denote a "hello," usually in addition to a fist bump or secret handshake.

2. Can be a code for seldom-spoken phrases between siblings while still maintaining the meaning of said phrases.


Origin: approx. 2002, from American English old man noises.

"Diesh, Brooke!"

*fist bump*

"Diesh, Eric!"

by EricDM January 27, 2009

Tucson Digestive Abortion

Throat fuck a pregnant girl until she vomits all over your dick. Then proceed to use it as lube and get it all up in that uterus. Also known as TDA.

We forgot to use a condom last night and so we had to pull a Tucson Digestive Abortion.

by squanto6969 April 7, 2009