Dickweed

A weed that grows when the wind blows. Usually grown in the southern states, it has been known to grow well north of New Jersey. Dick weed spreads very easily from area to area, and can grow to huge sizes. It is best not to plant Dick Weed to close to Pussy Willows, otherwise you may get a crop of cumquats.

Look at all that Dickweed! Ut oh, they planted it to close to the Pussy Willows!!

by Garym79 December 12, 2008

darkspeed

Really slow, opposite of lightspeed.

"Way to go darkspeed, could you go any slower?"

by brendan July 1, 2004

dicksplode

Spontaneous, unavoidable ejaculation.

I couldn't help but dicksplode when I saw the hot substitute teacher walk into the classroom.

by mackel22 October 22, 2009

dicksperiment

a person who likes to experiment with there dick in terms of masterbation

1. im going to dicksperiment with hand cream

by ACsack September 10, 2008

Dickweed

An autocorrect for 'dickhead' but an arguably better word. Has the same desired effect of the aforementioned term, particularly when used in conversation with others such as with one's friends or girlfriend or dog.

Max is a dickweed

by wannabeedgysidehoe123 May 26, 2020

dickweed salad

dickweed salad is a gay fucking nicname created by a gay 5 yr old.
it basicly is just a word to match pussypie

wow im mature

holy fuck im a dickweed salad

and then the world ended

by the gayest a birb can get February 8, 2017

Dickweed

The best kind of weed out there

“What kinda weed is dis?”
“Dickweed”

by Dickweed63748 December 2, 2019