dickclown

the perfect word to describe a male that leaves you heartbroken-you know the one. out of the blue just fucks you over. a real shithead.

Jane really thought Joe was the one, turns out he was a dickclown.

by confirmed dickclown hater December 21, 2006

Dickolas Sparks

A well known and bestselling romance novel author and Notre Dame grad known for his sappy love stories later adapted into popular movies whose male protagonists are all tall white men over 6 feet and whose female protagonists are all blonde, blue eyed Stacys taking it in the rain and in the shower from chad

Dickolas Sparks just released a new book and they're already turning it into a new Netflix series. Get yours today

by D Flawless August 20, 2020

dickblock

one who is a bitch and gets in someone else business.

Get the fuck out of my fukin room you fukin dickblock!

by blunt May 13, 2005

dickaologist

a person like looking otr touching dick

lauren is a dirty dickaologist

by snoopy13 May 11, 2009

dickopotamus

Ruiner of things.

He's such a dickopotamus.

by edgeh72 April 18, 2011

Dicklocated

When a mans penis gets moved around into uncomfortable areas, i.e. in their briefs or sleeping nude.

Me: Owch! Im Dicklocated Bro
Mate: Guts Bro, Fix It!

by DrDick February 13, 2013

Dicknology

An individuals knowledge of dick.

"What class are you taking?"

"Dicknology 101 with Professor Richard."

by Sexual.........y February 16, 2014