dial-up

Slow medium for connecting to the Internet, which some people STILL use because:
1. They can't afford broadband (understandable, unlike the following)
2. They don't know about other ways to connect
3. They've been brainwashed into thinking AOL is number one

I'm surprised dial-up isn't free.

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 4, 2004

bum dial

When your mobile phones someone while it's in your pocket.

I got a missed call from you but think you bum dialled me cause all I could hear at the other end was rustling

by Difaroo March 4, 2014

dick dialing

The act of having your cel phone dial itself while in your pocket.

I was telling my buddies about the blowjob I got last night from that chick at the bar when I realized my phone had been dick dialing my grandmother, boy is Sunday dinner going to be awkward.

by blaatzDB July 10, 2009

Dick Dial

Accidentally pocket dialing someones phone with your dick and or thighs. Same as butt dialing but done with a penis.

Did I call you?! nawww man! oh wait bro, my bad. You know I got this big black ass dick and these skinny jeans on... I must have accidentally DICK DIALED yo muthafuckin' ass!

by Rice4eveR d0tc0M November 3, 2013

drunk dialing

The act of calling someone whilst being intoxicated. This is a VERY BAD idea. These calls are usually made to someone of the opposite sex or a relative. Can generally result in break ups, make ups or throwing up.

Maria and I were out and she tried drunk dialing. But, I told her that friends don't let friends dial drunk.

by smart_drinker December 15, 2008

pocket dial

When your cell phone, whilst in your pocket, randomly calls a number.

Sam: (returning the pocket dial) "Hey Margie did you just call me? I answered my phone, but only heard you talking in the background."

Margie: "Oh, sorry man! I must have pocket dialed you!"

by Emma828 December 2, 2007

dial-a-tune

Slang for tech support. Comes from the fact that you usually are put on hold and it plays a musical tune while you wait.

"If you're calling to report a problem, press 1 now."
*Presses one*
"Please hold."
*Song starts*
"Goddamn dial-a-tune!"

by MrMojoRisin May 25, 2006