Dial-a-Prayer

Calling 9-1-1 for emergency services in any large city. Response time is so poor that you'll be dead before help arrives anyway.

I called Dial-A-Prayer but the soonest they can get anyone out is 45 minutes.

by Willycallit August 11, 2012

Dial Hunting

To hear another driver's music and attempt to find out what sation they are listening to.

"The tunes blasting in the car next to me rocked. I found myself dial hunting that mother."

by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006

dial his own number

The act of anal masturbation with one's own finger, thumb or fingers. Can be a male or female.

Frankie Bones loves himself so much, he is known to dial his own number while driving.

by Mr. Scumbag to you November 9, 2011

Dial-up

Related to the past. Out of style. Something outdated.

I have a VCR at home...That is so dial-up...

Girl, those shoes are so dial-up...

by Sabina Rivera March 27, 2007

dial your daddy

something typically said to someone that is in way over their head, implying that he/she needs his/her father's assistance to get him/her out of the mess they are in.

"Better turn back now, or dial your daddy boy."

by Robert Trainer December 22, 2008

Dial a Joe

A ametuer male prositute that cant get laid any other way. Mostly sleep with one women with missing body parts and extra orifices. FOR LADIES ONLY.

Heather Mills was in dire need of a lay, so she had to Dial a Joe.

by masterchef1928 July 16, 2010

Dial-up

Dial-up is a generic insult emerging on internet forums, and IRC.

<abc> Dude, I lost my job today!
<xyz> Aw man, that's so freaking dial-up!
<abc> My boss is a freaking dial-up.

by foobarbaz December 21, 2006