Factual Evidence

One who wants to seem smarter than they really are.

Someone who is bored of simple words such as Yes, YES, and FUCK YES

Hey want some pizza? Cool Dood: FACTUAL EVIDENCE

I'm sorry to tell you this, but your mom passes away... Cool Dood: FACTUAL EVIDENCE?!?!?!

by eggyplantboi April 17, 2019

Evidence

A random collection of assumptions, gossip, lies, hearsay and prejudice used by NHS investigations to persecute hard-working members of staff.

Hold on there nurse, we have evidence that you are a one-legged chicken strangler; you are suspended.

by RoadUK March 1, 2017

nevidence

The deletion of girlfriend sensitive images from a male’s phone. Specifically incriminating photos of naked girls. Evidence never to be seen again.

Lemme see that shower pic of shawty on your phone again Jessie.
Naw dawg, it’s nevidence now.

by Fignewt July 4, 2018

decidende

omg wau cainer. he once haxed a guy thru a wall. fully mad sik bro.

"Omg, that guy pulled a decidende!"

by Anonymous June 23, 2003

Dividender

An Alaskan who has just gotten their Permanent Fund Dividend and is on a mission to spend as much and as fast as they can on his hobbies or interests also generally on items usually out of ones price range.

Oh joy here come the dividenders.

by Sorrior October 27, 2008

Deheidence

The act of relieving bothersome or annoying behavior. To forgot all cares and grievances resolved by watching The Office, stripping clothes, and putting a fat lip in.

Why Chim, you really need to deheidence!

by bmcgouda February 12, 2009

Bevidence

Empty bottles, cans, etc in odd locations that would suggest covert consumption of alcohol.

Dude wanna party tonite at Carter's place?

Nah man my mom busted me with the bevidence she found in the closet

by Doctor Schmitty December 1, 2016