Desperation Comedy

When a person who claims to be a comedian/comedienne does whatever no matter how degrading or stupid to get a laugh.

He sucks so bad he using that desperation comedy on stage.

by WraithBlade993 August 16, 2023

Desperation

Roblox CCRP Game where you have to Oil Up to be able to play!

PLEASE GCOOL I NEED THIS WAVE!!!

''I managed to get waved for Desperation...''

by Ink_Tasty October 27, 2025

Ejaculation Desperation

When you are so desperately horny you have to ejaculate.

IM CUMMING!!
To the kitchen?
No in my pants! It’s an ejaculation desperation

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb May 14, 2020

Vampires' Desperation

When a vampire is severely dehydrated and decides to enter a gas station bathroom to suck the blood off of a girl's vampire teabag (tampon).

"The vampires' desperation lead to his contraction of a yeast infection, maybe next time he'll think twice about sucking on tampons"

by ErosSlav6661 January 9, 2021

Nostalgic Desperation

When bands get forgotten about and become obsolete, so they get back together for "one more tour"... maybe release an album that doesn't hold up.

You'll buy the album and you'll go to the concert... that's when you realize it isn't ever going to be the way you remember.

I had to face the nostalgic desperation of Jane's Addiction getting back together, releasing an album, doing a tour and still not being as great as they used to be.

by Iscariom January 30, 2024