Decaffed

v. The act of intentionally denying you caffeine in your drink when you are rude to the barista at Starbucks.

That woman was so rude and demanding, we decaffed her.

by Stella Lafayette December 4, 2004

bummers are deaf

a cracking joke to play on your mates, it has to be said quickly and slightly disguised so the victim doesnt hear what you are saying and says 'eh' or 'what'

whilst in conversation with someone, see if you can catch them out, ie

Person 1: you know what they say, bummmers are deaf (remember, disguise it slightly)

Person 2: Eh

Person 1: Bummers Are Deaf
Person 2: What

Contine until you have to declare that they are indeed deaf therefor they are bummers

by Marc Randles February 2, 2008

deadface

the condition someone's face takes on when you are telling them a story and they stop responding. usually marked by fixed eyes closed mouth and no eyebrow movement. sometimes followed by them walking away in the middle of the story.

i was talking to Jen about going on date and she gave me total deadface.

by oldface July 6, 2009

deadfuck

A girl who wants everything done to her in bed, who barely even moans, and acts like you are doing something ingnorant to her mother instead of her. She hates doing anything different or out of the ordinary and you might as well forget about swallowing, that is a whole other definition entirely.

You don't want no piece of that girl Jimmy, she's a DF a deadfuck.

by Steven M. Sykes February 7, 2004

deaft

1. Undeniably Good hand eye coordination.

2. Dexterity; proficiency with the use of ones hands / eyes.

2. Quick / skillful; adroit.

3. Skillfull in video-game situations, and or concerning real life situations that recuire quick thinking / coordination achieved that otherwise was not humanly plausible.

4. Swift; Smooth-like in performance.

5. And or in the state of having incredable accuracy.

6. #team-deaft on the Gamesurge Network on IRC

The hacker was so deaft it was difficult to make out whether he was hacking.

by A. West July 28, 2004

Decafalon

The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

Man my new health food store suggested I do a decafalon! They must be NuTs!

by TheCowboyofKhaos February 14, 2004

Deaf Caller

Someone who is on the phone and when you ask to speak with the person on the other line the phone holder hangs ups, and acts like nothing happened.

Me:Hey! let me talk to .....
Person1:Ya sure.
Me:alright
*two minutes later, Person1 hangs up*
Me:WTF!!!
Person1:Oh my bad.
Me:Your such a Deaf Caller

by Graymeter July 28, 2010