Deckey dose

When you intentionally drop a baby on it’s head to shut them up real nice

I dropped a screaming Junior on the porch last night, I game him the old deckey dose

by Susan Bryant November 1, 2022

D1CKIES

D1CKIES (디키즈) is a 34-member pre-debut co-ed group formed under BBL Entertainment. The group is set to debut on July 15, 2023 with their first single album, 'GETTING IN.' The group originally consisted of 54 members, but more than half of the group's contracts were terminated because their buttcheeks weren't tight enough. D1CKIES officially gained 14 more members after being fused with the final lineup of D-LAND, BBL's newest survival show.

Official Twitter: @officiald1ckies
Official Instagram: @officialdickies

A: "do you know D1CKIES??"
B: "YES OFC I DO! they are such queer icons!"

by real zhang hao September 9, 2023

Pull a Dickie

To say you are going to do something / go somewhere and eventually never show off. Lame excuses are used when "pulling a Dickie" such as checking the email, having to meet the wife or being a total douche.

A couple of friends are walking to see a third one when suddenly one of them starts walking the wrong way.

-"Hey, what are you doing! Weren't you supposed to come with me?"

-"Mhhh...sorry but my wife hits me if I don't get home before 7PM."

-"What a douche! Don't try to pull a Dickie on me."

by Yona_London March 10, 2009

Double Upper Decker Double Reverse Blumpkin

The unspoken act of a female performing an upper decker, whilst a male counterpart carries out a defecation in the lower (relative to aforementioned upper deck) deck, whilst eating out the aforementioned female.

Gary and Bruce were both really excited to partake in the sensual act of a Double Upper Decker Double Reverse Blumpkin, but neither one had eaten a large enough meal to carry out the act.

by doubleupperdeckerdoublereverse October 13, 2019

upper deckers

As per the John Waters' film A Dirty Shame, an upper decker is the act of defecating in the tank of the toliet.

(As per my intoxication, an upper decker is my ability to write this while in the act (I'm currently the upper deck).)

"I started doing upper deckers, shitting in the top tank of the toliet, where no one would ever look to find the odor . . . "

by iloverobots01 January 9, 2006

Upper-decker

using the water retaining bowl of the toilet, instead of the toilet itself.

that beyotch pissed me off, so I ate 3 large burritos, took some Ex Lax, went over to her house and left her an upper-decker to deal with.

by Amanda Huggankiss August 2, 2006

Black and Decker Pussy Wrecker

n.) An astoundingly large penis capable of causing trauma if used for regular vaginal intercourse.

I gave Judy the Black and Decker Pussy Wrecker. She hasn't walked right for a week.

by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009