Dithering Goon

Individuals of chronic goon proportion. So very stupid that before they eventually and expectedly fuck up they annoyingly dither around before doing so.

Paul: Will, why is James calling me asking for repeat numbers, have you mucked it up again?
Will: Hang on. Oh so sorry, I didn’t mean to fuck that right up.
Mickey: You cocked up the online page again! You are a fucking dithering goon.

by Raja Daswani October 8, 2007

deather

A person who believes that Osama bin Ladin was not killed, and that President Obama announced he was dead to increase his approval ratings.

When birthers were given the proof they so vehemently hoped didn't exist, deathers were soon born.

by dysfam May 25, 2011

Smasher Dasher

One who is quick to do things. Most of the time referring to sexual activity where the man leaves the women quickly after sex and never speaks to her again.

Did you hear what Jonny did to Linda?! Man he's such a smasher dasher!

by Mini Bulker May 21, 2011

serial dater

A person who goes on a series of first dates.

Said person typically does so for no other purpose than to go on a first date and often has no intention of going on a second.

I am what you call a “serial dater.” This means that I regularly go out with strangers for the purpose of entertainment. I date strangers the way some people watch films or read books: like sport.

by thestrangergame May 21, 2012

dateria

Although very stubborn, the most stunning, beautiful person on earth. Makes a great girlfriend, Consider yourself lucky if you run across her. Beautiful inside and out. She is like a unicorn very rare to find .Very outgoing person, loves the outdoors and likes to explore nature. Funny, very intelligent , and gets along well with people.

Sometimes I wish I was a Dateria

by kjc October 8, 2013

online dater

someone who is so desperate for love, he has to look for it over a computer screen with someone he never met in real life.

my friend sits in his basement all day flirting with girls that for all he knows could be guys. poor him, never had a chance with real love. hes an online dater, and he needs pyschological help.

by facelesskill October 4, 2007

ditherspoon

a cross between dithering and being a spoon =

see nervy spaz

person 1: "OMGZ LEMONS BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA *twitch*

person 2: "O_o wow what a ditherspoon"

by omgzlolzwtfzkriss October 1, 2006