hankering

something someone would get if they where to see somebody of extreme hottness, and you get an instant hard and have to go and have at a mimimum 4 bats in a row.

Will:Jeeze rob did you just see katie w walk past, shiiiittt such a babe, shes getting hotter everyday i rekkon, i got a real hankering for her
Rob:For Sho shes an absolute babe
Sean:Naw shes like 14 years to old for me i need a nice tender three year old
Rob and Will: WHAT THE, lets get him, IIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by Master Apps September 3, 2005

black-'n'-deckering

Drilling a hole between cubicles in a public lavatory in order to spy on one's neighbour.

Kevin was too frightened to go for an Irish shave at the snooker club after he heard Keith had recently been questioned by the police on suspicion of black-'n'-deckering.

by Dunky Oggins December 23, 2003

Daggering

Some good Fucking.

"When Am I Going to see you and give you some daggering?"

by Lauren1613 March 31, 2009

dathering

a word to hide own stupidity

a english person is soooooooooooo dathering

by Jason Red January 2, 2009

Danking

While dancing in the club, you get drunk. So if you are walking across the dance floor while drunk, you might find yourself dancing. This is called danking.

Guuuuurrrrrllll last night i was so drunk, i started to dank on the dance floor. Like, serious Danking.

by Service Error: Code 9267 July 3, 2014

Dickering

When a girl says that she will pleasure her boyfriends dick, and she never does. Leaving him in a constant state of wondering when she will do it.

Bro, my girl keeps on dickering me, and I am starting to get really stressed out about it

by Crown August 6, 2015

Obama Spill Darkening Solution

Obama's re- election depends on him looking darker, that way he can be more appealing to the African American community and get their vote in 2012. President Obama recentley took a vacation to Panama City for a swim and to prove the water is clean.
scenerio
Obama: " Man, I need to look more black ,so all the niggas can vote fo me!"

Kanye West: " Try the Obama Spill Darkening Solution my nigga, all it takes is a swim in the Gulf of Mexico and the black oil will turn you're skin darker, watch out fo them gay fish tho!"

The Obama Spill Darkening Solution works by adding oil spill water in your skin, waiting 5 to 10 minutes and the last part envolves getting a tan for another 10 minutes.

another interesting fact: The obama darkening solution helped white people scam the Alaskan government during the exxon valdez oil spill by turning them dark like the inuit people so they could get a compensation check for their polluted beaches.

by topmountain August 17, 2010