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Damp Bread

When a person is not able to, or is bad at, carrying a conversation, so you have to try and keep it alive yourself.
Jack: So how is he in conversation?
Lou: He's damp bread! I feel like I'm talking to a brick wall!
by Familygames August 6, 2017
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damp humping

When you are dry humping i.e.- attempting to have sex while fully clothed, however, your clothing is wet. Thus no longer making it 'dry' humping.
And all of a sudden, we fell onto the shower floor, water running, and still fully clothed. It was pretty much dry humping, but our clothes got wet. So, I guess we were damp humping.
by jruss--1 April 23, 2014
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Damp sandwich

A derogatory term for loser lame local band manager who doesn't know when to stop. TBH just stop.
Jeez, Stanley, stop being such a damp sandwich. No one cares about your fucking band.
by Dick Trickle 69 September 18, 2016
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damp champ

When a guy makes a woman orgasm during sexual intercourse.
He was a damp champ tonight!
by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019
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damp fantasy

Woke up to find I'd had a damp fantasy.
by barber of seville May 24, 2019
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Damp old runt

A colossal arsehole, damp old runt used to rule America, badly, and when Americans finally got the chance to be free or damp old runt, damp old runt imploded and former a collective of arseholes who trumped they’re way through Congress and created a massive stink that innocent lives were jeopardised and one sadly lost.

This massive arsehole is being finally being stuffed with a big old batten preventing any vile gases from escaping into social media, but will it be enough?
by Clarabella January 7, 2021
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Damp Papertowel

Yo man that was pretty damp papertowel
by G-SLayer August 18, 2021
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