cuntcanyon

A deep female crevice that men have entered but never returned.

I heard about her and decided to enter if anyone's reading this please come look for me in the cuntcanyon.

by Geo P June 24, 2021

Cuntnap

When someone never hangs out with friends again because he/she has a girlfriend

Hey where is Bob. I thought he was coming tonight…
Sorry man, he’s been cuntnapped

by Japmuck November 22, 2021

Cuntapoo

The unconcerned companion of a newly acquired fashion item dog (I blame lockdown), that assumes it's everyone else's responsibility to ensure their little darling doesn't come to harm. Usually found with headphones on full blast and/or staring intently at their mobile phone whilst wandering up a cycle path or across a road. Mostly accompanied by an '-apoo', '-adoodle', French Bulldog or a rat-on-a-string.

Fucking Cuntapoo, bet they got their dog during lockdown!

by Ch11pper April 19, 2022

cuntcupcake

The female of a cock snake. A nasty bitch, positive flare of cunt.

OMG! Denise is acting like a cuntcupcake! Where have you been cunt cupcake? We have been waiting forever!

by CuntCupcake March 14, 2023

Cantcapimia

A very real condition that makes those who have it not able to cap

You cappin’
No i have cantcapimia
Oh ait

by Averyrealperson December 12, 2023

cuntapotamuss

A Cuntapotamuss is literally the biggest Cunt that you could imagine there being.

Basically the cunt size of a hippopotamuss.

"That Cum Bucket of an ex you where with has the biggest Cuntapotamuss of a hole that its literally like throwing 10 Cookapotamusses down it n it still wouldnt touch the sides"

"Your the dad" "NOT"

When your mrs has a baby n then gets stitched up n you dont have sex for a few months and then when you do she is ad tight as a virgin and then one day you give it to her and she loose as fuck...

Double fisting some Cuntapotamuss and then sticking the "2 inch wonder from down under" in her afterwoods

by Dann Mann February 15, 2024

Cuntcasity

The audacity of a cunt to do as she pleases.

I can’t believe the cuntcasity of this bitch to lie to everyone like that!

by gayk June 17, 2024