cumback

When a washed up celebrity is made temporarily famous again by their participation in an "accidentally leaked" sex tape.

Did you see Dustin Diamond's three-way? He's gonna have a major cumback this week.

by skomand December 14, 2007

Cumstache

A mustache of semen (cum) that is delacately layed on the upper lip of a female, or in a homosexuals case on the upper lip of a man. This can be licked off by any partner and deposited into a sink or swallowed. Make sure there are no STD's while preforming this sexual activity. Best done after oral sex.

Dude i was gettin head from this chick and i cumed on her face and made a cumstache outta it... it was gnarly. it was a true work of art! She swallowed it and everything!

by Alex Ostrow May 1, 2006

cusack, john

name of the famous actor seen in the infamous movie Natty Gann. When adding his name to any sentence one finds that the sentence becomes oddly humourous.

example 1 : shut up and kiss me john cusack
example 2: stop throwing snowballs at me john cusack
example 3: will you be my older brother with benifits john cusack?

by eba weba February 7, 2004

cumsuck

someone who swallows as opposd to a licker or a spitter.

oh yeah baby oh yeah yes yesssssssssss..
oh thats it cum on cum on YESSSSSSSSSSS
wow that was great you little cumsuck

by Hallie Berry May 6, 2003

CUMFACEDICKLICKER

Basically this is a very derrogetory term for anyone that you want to kick the living fuck out of.

This kid i know is a total CUMFACEDICKLICKER

by mikels June 10, 2007

cumback kid

it's the adjective when one ejaculates in hand and slaps it on others or own back

haha, you're a cumback kid!

ewwww...he just made you his cumback kid!

by tippit April 12, 2010

maggot infested cumsicle

pretty self explanatory actually, but if you need some more help, a maggot infested cumsicle is the nastiest of nasty sluts in existance.

Betty: god, I hate that bitch
Sally: I know, she is a maggot infested cumsicle

by Boff Booferman April 27, 2007