Simon Cowell

A judge for talent shows who happens to be the Gordon Ramsay of the talent world... which is ironic considering that he doesn't have any talent that we know of.

Simon Cowell has no talent, so why is he a judge on idol shows and talent shows?

by KingAnonymous May 24, 2018

Simon Cowell

A horrible person that flew a happy eighteen year old boy half way across the world to scold him for being himself. Only exception when it comes to TPWK, you do NOT have to treat S*mon with kindness.

Simon Cowell does not need a definition

by louistomlinsondeservestheworld April 26, 2020

simon cowell

verb, to wear one's trousers ridiculously high above the waist

"pull your trousers down you twat, you're doing a simon cowell"

by mikespooner October 1, 2007

Simon Cowell

A selfish rich bastard who is from Britain but thinks he is American Rips off the TV shows he made in Britain In America Also i heard he wears his trousers to his chin.

BASTARD Simon Cowell

by jackiiboii January 20, 2014

Crone’s Disease

When a woman reaches an age where she no longer gives a rat’s ass if others find her appealing.

Clearly this one-time hottie is suffering from an advanced case of Crone’s Disease.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 9, 2019

Simon Cowell

a washed up garbage bag, plastic surgery fuck up, homophobe, dirty ass shitty mf, with an ugly ass fucking bitch ass face, who deserves to die in a hole.

person 1: my homophobe, aunt just got a botched face lift
person 2: wow is she simon cowell

by louiswilliamtomlinson28 November 12, 2020

Jim Croce

The best singer-songwriter in history. He can often be found with a cigar in his mouth, since he is a badass.

Jim Croce's mustache made him a hit with the ladies as he sung about cool stuff.

by Supguysfriedchicken December 16, 2008