Crusty donut

An overweight man's anus with so many clingons on his butt hair it looks like a 12 month old donut that's gone crusty.

Bob's crusty donut had been building up for years thanks to his big, hairy a-hole.

by Leroy Tyler Brown May 19, 2016

crusty kid

A street kid that doesn't shower and is super dirty

"Hey TK I heard shanks has scabies"

"Yea she's a crusty kid stay away from her"

by RawR425 March 23, 2017

crusty busty and lusty

the second best emotion in the world after bonealicious. it is similar to being a flea and having pride in living on a particularly juicy rat. in that same sense you have pride in yourself despite your flaws.

“how are you?”
“oh, i’m crusty busty and lusty 🤪😚🤩”

by toe_sucking_jesus January 10, 2021

Crusty Pretzel

A sexual act where your girlfriend puts her legs behind her head to imitate the form of a pretzel. The guy usually saves his load for the entire week to cover her entire body. The seearm is then dried to set the crusty accents.

Yesterday, I was busy call my mom. All of the sudden my girlfriend asked me for a "crusty Pretzel".

by LongDongShlong69 December 27, 2022

Crusty Musty

a name you call people to annoy the shit out of them.

"you're a crusty musty"
"shut up"
"no, you shut up you crusty musty"

or

"stop picking your nose crusty musty"

by xx_Maryannslover_xx April 10, 2012

crusty clit

A female who has engaged in sexual intercourse and does not clean her genitalia afterward.

Your mother is a crusty clit bitch.

by NatalieMN November 24, 2006

Crusty Adams

A person that masturbates and doesn't wipe afterwards

"That guy is walking like a crusty adams...he probably wacks off and doesn't even wipe. that's how crusty he is!"

by Josh Rogers January 14, 2007