Cricket

Someone who talks behind your back, but when your around they have nothing to say.

Person# 1 "Tim said he thinks your a
loser and he really doesnt like you"

Person #2 " he never says anything to
me"

Person #1 "yep, hes a cricket!"

by Castro7051 November 19, 2013

Cricket

To blantantly ignore someone

Jennifer asked Jacquelyn how the John Mayer concert was and she totally cricketed her.

by monagram September 25, 2006

Cricket

1. A male that makes more noise than everyone else to attract women.
2. A male driving alone with the windows down and the volume all the way up.

Steve is giving me a headache with all that loudmouth talking. The man's a cricket; what do you expect?

by DJ Esca September 15, 2010

Cricket

A penis that is bigger in width than in length that squirts out cum uncontrollably. Ususally used as an insult.

Also see chode and boner

U r a cricket!
That guy has a cricket!

by Queeqwam November 22, 2003

Cricketing

Cricketing is the ancient act of running pants-less into the woods on the first nice cool day of autumn and rubbing ur unshaven legs together in celebration of the end of summer

Starting in mid October, just around dusk, if you listen hard enough.... You can hear the local women cricketing in celebration of a new season.

by StraightSpry October 17, 2021

Cricket

An annoying ass bug that looks fucking scary

Crickets are annoying

by Not a piece of crap December 29, 2020

Cricket

Line sticker queen. A Wallflower with the most amazing smile and the biggest heart of gold you will find contained in a human body. Witty, Intelligent, Loyal, Sexy, Competitive and Contemplative. Writer, Poet and story teller extraordinaire.

Person 1: OMG those stickers are hilarious!
Person 2: Yeah. It's Crickets most recent pack. I bought them for the entire room.

by cashpoint kirks August 18, 2022