when a guy is buttfucking a girl and slips her a laxative. he then removes his penis from her anus, leaving it covered in shit. he then slides his dick up her torso leaving a trail of shit everywhere its been.
by ferrance January 24, 2010
Get the chocolate covered night crawler mug.a man, usually middle aged (who doesn't drink), who makes it a point to hang out where younger attractive girls hang out(usually a bar) in the hopes that they have even the slightest possibility of scoring.
Jay doesn't drink but hangs out at the bar hoping to find a woman he can score with. What a coochie crawler.
Tom and I went to the bar yesterday. I got hammered but Tom doesn't drink, he just went along to coochie crawl.
Tom and I went to the bar yesterday. I got hammered but Tom doesn't drink, he just went along to coochie crawl.
by knowsallaboutit 31 September 1, 2010
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Someone who embarks upon 'pub crawls' in which they travel from pub to pub in the hope they will become so intoxicated that they will have to crawl.
"Man Tom Lawler got so drunk on that pub crawl he probably impressed everyone in Oxford!"
"He's a legendary pub crawler"
"He's a legendary pub crawler"
by Thomasdelacroixlawler May 31, 2013
Get the Pub Crawler mug.Carrion Crawlers look like giant mealworms, with long nasty tentacles around their mouths. when these tentacles strike, the victim is often paralyzed. while the carrion crawler dines on dead victims, it's never adverse to a little fresh meat.
by Smurf August 17, 2004
Get the carrion crawler mug.After Jim-Dandy kicked Buffy's ass out of the crib, she turned into a righteous curb crawler, peddling her skinny white ass on the street to get a fin for another rock of crack. She wound up sleeping in a Port-a-Potty downtown until some anonymous john slit her thoat.
by Twathenge April 29, 2006
Get the Curb crawler mug.when a man puts three earwigs up his asshole and clinches his cheeks. Then two hours later attempts to fart them out but often ends in a bloody failure.
hey bro, i just did my first dumpster crawler last night and i think i shit out a larva this morning.
by Hebrew Hammer 91 October 16, 2010
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"my knuckle crawler friend reggie dropped it off at the window"
"my knuckle crawler friend reggie dropped it off at the window"
by reggie999 February 11, 2017
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