Corvette Widow

A woman who is left by her husband for his really nice corvette.

Red, I don't want to become a corvette widow. What am I supposed to do to avert this?

by Toastman0007 May 10, 2010

corvette stingray

Probably the absolute best in the American car line up today, which is saying something, considering the fact that 'Merica is the best country in the world. The 'Vette is usually backed by a Small Block Chevy V8, and a 4/6 speed transmission depending on the generation. So far, Chevy's made a Stingray Corvette in every good generation of Corvettes. The newest one being the 2014 C7 Corvette. Look it up. Read about it. Look at it. Worship it. This message brought to you by GM. Good evening, 'Merica.

Corvette GM Stingray Corvette Stingray

by BigMac32 January 5, 2014

Corvette Z06

a racing car made by chevrolet, the definiton of chevrolet's greatness. will smoke your mustang cobra anyday. it beat the porsche 911gt3 in the quarter mile, so that just shows you not to fuck with chevy racing

yo the corvette z06 is just fuckin amazing

by MYNAMEIST February 8, 2007

CORVETTE CORVETTE

When someone that’s cocky af gets what they deserve.

Juju Smith-Schuster: *gets lit up by Vonn Bell for doing Tik Tok dances on their logo*
Fans: “CORVETTE CORVETTE!!!”

by MF Star Boy December 23, 2020

Corvette Corvette

Hop in the motherfucking jet like that. mmmm, pop why you walk like that, how you talk like that, how you walk like that.

Corvette Corvette

by hiiiiigsjsh February 22, 2021

Corvette Hair

When you drive fast in a corvette (or other hot convertible car), causing your hair to get very messily tangled.

"I almost got away with driving my dad's expensive new car, but when he saw my corvette hair, he knew and grounded me on the spot."

by Nette January 3, 2009

Corvette logic

Arrogant Psychological projection by Corvette owners. They make an average of $90,000+ a year and assume teens with Civics or other economical import are ignorant for not buying a Corvette or 500hp Mustang. For some reason they have the delusional thought that a 17 year old working at Wal-Mart or Auto Zone can afford a $55,000 uninsurable car that gets 16 MPG @ 3.55 a gallon. They claim these teens spent 50 grand on their Civics but really most are just 3000 dollar cars with a loud muffler, crappy wing and a K&N air filter.

These guys are usually the same assholes that think everyone not on a crappy Harley-Davidson wants one.

Corvette Frank: When are going to get rid of that ricer and get a Corvette.

Teenager: That's a typical Vette owners Corvette Logic. I'll get one when McDonalds starts paying $120,000 a year. Dude I could not pay your insurance rates and you are 58.

Corvette Frank: Back in my day I had a 1965 Pontiac GTO 389/360hp

Teenager: Let me know when gas hits 29 cents a gallon again and Maybe I'll get one.

by Harley Earl April 15, 2008