Corned

When one is walking up a flight of stairs, with one following behind him/her closely, one quickly thrusts his/her buttocks backwards into the following person's face causing their nose to be rammed into one's anus.

Bob was walking up the stairs with Samantha following him, he then quickly corned Samantha causing Samantha to say, "Damn that smells!".

by Master Of Corn April 22, 2010

cooned

getting stuff stolen like from the animals or the... cough trashpickers.

They fucking cooned all the shit out of my garage.

by pooteck May 21, 2003

corned beef sandwich

When a woman is double teamed by two fat Irish guys

I hear that broad is into being part of a corned beef sandwich

by Januarypolecat March 7, 2015

croned

Crunk, or drunk, and stoned at the same time.

(Almost pronounced like cromed)

I was so croned at that party last night.

by Mister S. May 4, 2006

Coronaed

To be infected, affected or impacted by the Corona Virus

Damn this summer's going to be great unless the festivals are coronaed.

I hope this blows over, I don't want my holiday to be coronaed.

Bob can't come out; he's been coronaed

by Claypants72 March 11, 2020

Coronel

(adj.) Hung like a horse.

Alex V. Vong is so coronel.

Alejandra likes her men coronel.

by Bill Co December 13, 2006

coroner

A forensics wroker who removes the bodies from the scene of the murder, and who also determines the cause of death and time of death by examining the outer and inner sections of the coprse. most of the time the coroner will expirence massive amounts of blood and gore, so the weak of stomach need not apply.

Man, csi last night was vicious but it was so grusom when that coroner slit that dead guys ribs with a bone saw.

by SamanthaLauren February 19, 2009