make cardboard

When two boring people have sex, they aren't making babies, they are making cardboard.

If Liz and Sean were to have sex, they would make cardboard.

by hotmomma0207 July 5, 2007

cardboardfox

Notorious SPEED HAXXOR got pwnt in one video

note See Speed Hacks

Omg Wtf cardboardfox is teh speedhaxxing WTFLOL

by Tony Danzas July 24, 2006

cornford

In latin a cornford translates to `corn` `crap` meaning a corny poo or a crap that contains corn. Normally appearing the night after munching a product that contain corn or corn is an ingredient.

Oh man, I need a crap and its gonna a right cornford.

by hertzigger September 4, 2012

Virginia Cornbeard

noun.

The act of rubbing ones clitoris all over another persons chin.

Yo, Patrick's mother gave me a serious Virginia Cornbeard this morning. I can still smell her.

by Sircurlsalot October 30, 2015

Cardboard Rule

Rules governing sexual behavior, which start out with good intentions, but when the rule-maker becomes wet said rules fall to pieces, much like cardboard.

I had a cardboard rule about not fucking strangers but when Jeremy went down on me, it totally fell apart.

by MrWigglesIII May 29, 2010

cardboard shorts

shorts worn at posnack high school as part of their uniform

these shorts are made of cardboard or sumthin. yea thats why theyre cardboard shorts!

by hardbutt October 7, 2010

Cardboard Smile

To act like everything is fine and that you are happy, however, you're actually depressed.

My parents think that I am the happiest son they have, but I actually just put on a Cardboard Smile whenever I see them.

by TheMightyBibble April 20, 2019